north korea

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  1. 7heSw4gCr4ft666

    7heSw4gCr4ft666 boiling despayeeto

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  2. vze

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    Pros:
    There are no pros..

    Cons:

    Unreliable electricity.
    The country is 7 times poorer than Bill Gates.
    If you practice religion you will be executed.
    Executions are a thing there.
    It's illegal to emigrate to anywhere else.
    %3 of the country in North Korea is paved off.
    You have a choice of 17 haircuts there.
    Your leader had made the most corrupt country in the world. (This has been surveyed by the way).
    All the children are malnourished.

    Your country is the laughing stock of the world.
     
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    My farts are more powerful than their nukes.
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    Yellow_Gogh hjönk

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    Sarcasm is illegal in North Korea
     
  6. TheDiamondPicks

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    pros:
    You have a wonderful and productive life, devoted to the Glorious Leader, who saved you from American imperialism.

    cons:
    All of the other countries are jealous of the True Korean way of life, and wish to extinguish the flame of Juche.
     
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