Big SUMO update! Make Sumo great again What's New Rankings have been reset New spawn credits to Heatdude+NickerPan 5 new maps! credits below You can now see how many wins you have while in the lobby at the right-hand side of the screen. Added a new "kills" statistic, which increases every time you push off another player. Leaderboard is now displayed using a clickable hologram Signs have been made prettier Credits New Spawn - Heatdude & NickerPan Horror + Medieval - Expedect Arcadia - Reebal Cascade - Kaiiven Gameboy - Unpreprossessing Thank you guys for your map submissions! -ItsJerryAndHarry
You know what this means. To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Sumo. The anti-knockback is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of clicking over and over most of the players will go over a typical player's head. There's also everyone's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into their characterisation - their personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The regular sumo players (aka nobody) understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these players, to realize that they're not just bad- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Sumo truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the salt in everyone's existencial catchphrase "TURN OFF YOUR ANTIKNOCKBACK" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as J&H's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Sumo tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
The new spawn and the new maps seem pretty cool! Glad Sumo was finally worked on. (Possible revive???)
This spawn was probably the best map submission I ever made, probably one of the best builds I ever finished. I don't think I've ever been happier to see one of my maps accepted, and seeing this on the server after 2 years makes me so proud. @NickerPan come back and see this, we did it bro, we did it <3