Awful Pick-up Lines V2

You want some fuck or do you want some cuts?
-I ARE TECH

 

> ..... << .... OO... Hold on, lady. You... are a.. girl gamer?

*Shifts in chair, tugging at collar* >>

A fine, alluring lady such as yourself... Also has an intellectual side? With your ravishing, simply bewitching beauty, you pull me in...And then you penetrate my level of understanding of perfection..By informing me that you, are indeed, a girl gamer, who plays Minecraft!!! O_O My beautiful lady. I will treat you right forever, I will cherish and treasure you, I will mine you diamonds and protect you from Endermen. My lady.. be my player two....