Awful Pick-up Lines V2

Last year's thread: http://itsjerryandharry.com/threads/awful-pick-up-lines.104588/
New year, new pick up lines. Try to keep it as appropriate as you can.

 

Him: "hey I have a question and need a woman's advice"

Her: "sure what's up?"

Him: "let's say I see a really cute girl, do I go up and talk to her or is that too direct?"

Her: 99.9999% of them say: "you should totally go talk to her."

Him: he then introduces himself.

 

Aund this is brilliant this isnt awful.



Anyways

"We should be soulmates forever without having anyone interrupt our true love for each other's souls. We are destine to be together and nothing will separate us. wann date lul?"

 

I'm going to have to ask you to leave. You're making the other girls look bad.

I have personally used it and succeeded in the 5th grade

 

wanna fuck

 

Girl are you sitting on sugar?
Cause you got a sweet ass.

Is that a mirror in your pocket?
Cause I can see myself in your pants.

If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put U and I together.

You’re like cholesterol, always messing with my heart.

Let’s go to my place and play house, you’ll be the door and I’ll slam ya.

 

"Was it shiny?"
"What was?"
"My heart when you stole it" @kedio

"I love abcdefghijklmnopqrstUvqxyz"

 

I put the STD in STUD and all I need is U.

 

Hi I used to be a staff/am currently staff on ItsJerryAndHarry

Pretty edgy amirite

 

I lost my phone number so can I have yours? Heh

 

Alternate scenario:

Him: "hey I have a question and need a woman's advice"

Her: "sure what's up?"

Him: "let's say I see a really cute girl, do I go up and talk to her or is that too direct?"

Her: 99.9999% of them say: "you should totally go talk to her."

Him: "okay thanks for the advice." he leaves.

 

LOL

 

Oh *Insert Name* ;)

 

you gotta tie up those shoe lace or else imma keep tripping over you.

Not rlly a pick up line but:

poppies are red
lapis are blue
it doesnt rlly matter
because all i want is you!

or if you going for the valentine minecraft roast:

Redstones are red
diamonds are blue
it doesnt rlly matter
cuz minecraft is better than you!

 

Hey gril, what’s me + you? Oh yeah, destiny!

 

hi are you turkey, cause damn i wanna stuff you

 

It only works if you’re at least a 7/10.
Otherwise you get a restraining order.

 

whats 1+1, us 2.

As you can tell, I kind of suck at this