How to be a weeb

i made meh discord pic a random anime person can yall weaboos suggest animes and teach me how to be real weeb? and show me
How to get katanas ;)

 

1. post smug anime girls if someone says your taste is shit

2. dont actually watch any good anime
3. ignore anything from japan thats not anime

 

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And respond to all comments in Japanese.
Half Jap/Eng and google translated sentences are recommended.

 

And with this post I conclude my very detailed guide on how to weeb.
I would like to thank everyone for the massive amount of support during the years I've taken of writing the guide,
it's been quite the journey to say the least. I hope everyone learns how to weeb from this and that I have left something that will remain on this planet long after I have passed away.

Thank you.

 

Jesus christ.

 

@RednoseRem can teach you

 

inaccurate

 

Actually, If you want to be a real weeb.
You have to act Japanese, learn Japanese off of anime, cosplay all the time and jack off to hentai. I mean that pretty much sums it up!

 

Watch all sorts of fucked up anime (lolis, incest, etc), get off to hentai at least 2 times a week, play osu! and learn the Japanese language.

 

thanks for filling my screen with hot garbo
ill make sure to animepost with all of them

 

Speak normal English but do the following:
-Replace every instance of referring to yourself (I or me) with "watashi"
-Replace every "what" with "nani"
-Replace every number with it's Japanese counterpart (1 turns into ichi)
-Refer to the person you're talking to as "anata"
-End every sentence you say with "desu" or "datte bayo"
-Replace "friends" with "nakama"
-Say "itadakimasu" before eating every meal
-Give -kun and -chan depending if they're male or female
-Call everything and everyone "kawaii"

Also do the following
-Constantly refer to dead anime memes like Sachi from SAO
-Watch SAO and gawk about how it's the best animu ever
-Eat nothing but ramen, Pocky and get used to eating natto cause that's what weebs think Japanese people like to eat
-Advanced tech: eat okonomiyaki
-Marry your waifu
-Grab your body pillow and take it to Japan
-Run like Naruto
-Constantly use owo and uwu as emotes

All I can think of right now. Now if you'll excuse me, gonna take a shower from going into weeb mode for half an hour.

 

Don’t forget to watch JoJo: Bizzare Adventure! Best anime mah boi

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TO BE CONTINUED
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If you want to be a weeb while also maintaining a stable relationship with everyone around you, then your best option is to concoct a serum that'll split your personalities, so you can be a part-time weeb. Make sure the serum doesn't get out of hand though, otherwise you might commit suicide.

 

Omfg xDD

 

Watch and learn kiddos.

Umm also

1. Be a Genji or Hanzo main on overwatch
2. Say owo on a daily basis
3. Worship Sword Art Online like I did
4. Deny you're a weeb
5. Bring broken Japanese into real life conversations.
6. Be e d g y as fuck

 

I use Genji as my main on overwatch...

 

@RednoseRem

 

that means u completed the first step of being a weeb! congratulations