Funny fart-related stories

Yeah probably the most disgusting thread I’ll ever make but I don’t really care. If you don’t find farts funny then I really wonder why you’re still on J&H.

If you have a funny fart related story that you don’t mind sharing then by all means, we all need a good laugh at your expense.

Mine wasn’t exactly in public but it was still hilarious. I was in TeamSpeak with @Unprepossessing @KaiserVenom and @Syrian and we were just messing around in the ScoutArmy faction. I started to feel tired so I turned on my mic to say goodnight to everyone. As I did so I farted incredibly loud and it lasted for 5 seconds. You would think that they couldn’t hear it but my mic picked up a lot of background noise...

So instead of going to bed I stayed up a little longer laughing my ass off along with Mappy and Venom, Mappy in complete disbelief. What made it even funnier is that Sirius apparently didn’t know what we were laughing about because he wasn’t paying attention. He was told afterwards but I didn’t hear his reaction because I got off.

Feel free to share your stories if you really want to, don’t let me be alone on this one...

 

2 times this year has someone asked out loud if it smelled like pizza after I fart.

 

I sharted so hard that the air that blew you away was shit

 

I make love to a compilation of every single jerry and harry fart based joke

 

Well this was way back in grade 8, so basically I was in home group class the teacher was reading out the rules and the events of the day and everybody was sitting down tired and bored early in the morning, two of my friends were infront of me just chatting and I was sitting by myself at the end of the class, so I farted and it wasn’t just any fart it was a very quiet fart infact it had no noise it was so silent but extremely smelly, I use to be an idiot back in the days and I don’t know why I am embarrassing myself right know anyways they suddenly started accusing eachother of farting because the smell was toxic and then I couldn’t hold my laughter so I burst out laughing and then they were like oh my god alex what is this the smell was so bad that the whole class had to leave the classroom including the teacher to continue the lesson somewhere else, I swear if I only knew it would be that bad and it was silent so if I didn’t laugh they wouldn’t have realized. (i’ll regret saying this story later oh dang)

 

I was setting up microphones in a music studio and while I was testing them out I farted so loud that the low mic picked up the sound and everyone else in the studio heard it through the speakers. Not my proudest fart but it was certainly a funny one