Post the worst joke you've ever heard here

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  1. ~ItzEnderman

    ~ItzEnderman

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    Title says it all. Mine:

    Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he was tired of McDonalds killing his family and wanted to end it all (get run over).
     
    ~ItzEnderman, Mar 13, 2014
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  2. Jcooldude2

    Jcooldude2

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    Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered 6 offender
     
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  3. Cobra

    Cobra ༼ ⊙◞౪◟⊙༽| Retired

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    What food can't make up its mind?

    A waffle.
     
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  4. Audrey_Is_Here

    Audrey_Is_Here o7 ❤︎

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    Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
    Because the "P" is silent.

    C:

    I know im sorry...I facepalmed too...
     
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  5. TheMint

    TheMint Former Mod+ Donator

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    How much is 1+1?
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    NO IT'S 11 HAHAHA
    Dude you suck
     
    TheMint, Mar 13, 2014
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  6. KokichiOma

    KokichiOma Ultimate Supreme Leader Donator

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  7. gurglesrock

    gurglesrock Dinosaur ^-^

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    Knock knock
    Knock knock
    Knock knock
    Oh I guess nobody is home
     
    gurglesrock, Mar 13, 2014
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  8. ItsJanet

    ItsJanet Fabulous Killjoy

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    Who Got The Eye Of The Tiger?
    Umm.. Katy Perry?
    NOPE, ITS THE TIGER BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
    wat. ITS NOT FUNNY -.-
     
    ItsJanet, Mar 13, 2014
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  9. Noahnoobfax

    Noahnoobfax Guest

    The jokes on this thread
     
    Noahnoobfax, Mar 13, 2014
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  10. Aiman17228

    Aiman17228 Insert Creative Title Here

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    Dat fail.jpg
     
    Aiman17228, Mar 13, 2014
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  11. Chickenbits_

    Chickenbits_ I love Tea.

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    Who wants to hear a.. punny joke?
    *everyone leaves*
     
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  12. Silent_Arrow

    Silent_Arrow Cartoon Arrow Looks BadAss

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    ItsJerryandHarry are going to shut down the server in 10 seconds. -_-
     
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  13. teitan

    teitan ‏‏‎ Donator

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    Much pun... very joke... many laugh
     
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  14. ProCraftz

    ProCraftz

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    Two iPhones walk in to a bar..I forget the rest
    I hate you siri!
     
    ProCraftz, Mar 13, 2014
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  15. tobiyo254

    tobiyo254 Donator

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    heres my worst joke

    Me: what's something you can't afford
    Whoever: what
    Me: a ford
    Me: ha ha
    the other person left
     
    tobiyo254, Mar 13, 2014
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  16. kklm225

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    i have a couple:
    I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I
    couldn’t find any.
    What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
    Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does
    this taste funny to you?"
    Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The
    Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
    there was the person who sent twenty different
    puns to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make
    them laugh. No pun in ten did!!!!!!!!
     
    kklm225, Mar 13, 2014
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  17. ChargedMerc

    ChargedMerc no Donator

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    "What's the best way to catch a fish?
    Have someone throw it at you."
    ~Club Penguin
     
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  18. ~ItzEnderman

    ~ItzEnderman

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    Fixed.
     
    ~ItzEnderman, Mar 13, 2014
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  19. Dr.Karate =3

    Dr.Karate =3 Eh?

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    You seen white people goin, 'Oh, how ya doin', Bob? Ah, no I.D. with me today. No, I forgot my I.D. Just go ahead --$5,000.' Brothers be at the bank -- he's got his birth certificate, social security card, his lotto tickets, his pictures his kid drew, and they're still over in the back going, 'I don't think that's him. I'll tell you what, give him $28.'
    mines :D
     
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  20. lpsprincess

    lpsprincess SHINee <3

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    What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
    If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.
     
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