What are you eating right now?

I am eating a chezburger.

 

My headphones. Oops. *Stops eating them*

 

Tony's fair-trade chocolate

 

tried eating my pillow, didn't taste as good as I thought it would lol.

 

I'm eating air! ITS SO GOOD!!!

 

My Phone.

 

Mozzarella Cheez-Its and a glass of ice water.

 

Ridle me this Joey, How do you eat water? XD

 

UH

 

Now I'm eating my paw. It kinda hurts, and I would stawp, but IT TASTES SOOO GOOD

 

I literally was falling asleep, and my finger was in my mouth. So, I guess you could say I was eating MY OWN FINGER! LEL #cannibalism

 

nothing :)

 

I haven't eaten since yesterday, bleh

 

I'm seriously eating poptarts :P

 

Cake.

 

Nothing ._.

 

Nothing. I'm starving even though I just ate. PERKS OF BEING A TEENAGE GIRL #HASHTAG #HASHTAG #HASHTAG

 

im an autotroph and i eat myself
i also happen to be a worm at the same time
so i can eat myself, and myself grows back.
unlimited food
im op
*walks away like a rock concert ending*

 

Umm.. that's delightful, Mr. Stabble.