Break A Wish foundation

Same. Anyways, wish granted but you have to date me.

I wish real life was like GTA5.

 

Wish Granted, but as soon as you leave your house, 5-star cops are after you and get you in prison and you have to pay them 5,000,000$ to leave because of all the crimes you did in
Gta5.

I wish real life was like Anime.

 

Wish granted but now you have to fight for your favorite character to be your friend
I wish to have patience to start animating

 

Wish granted, but every time you go to finish an animation you forget to save it and your power goes off.
I wish to have super human powers

 

Wish granted, but every time you use that power, you get a 99% chance of heart failure.

I wish I had a dog.

 

Wish granted, but the next day your dog dies of a very bad illness
I wish I lived on Mars

 

Wish granted, but you have no oxygen.

I wish I had infinite Robux (Roblox Currency)

 

Wish granted, but Roblox shuts down never to be opened again.

I wish I was richer then bill gates.

 

Wish granted, but your remaining life span is now cut in half.

I wish I could grow a big YT channel.

 

Wish granted, but no one likes your content.

(gonna be hard to break this one)
I wish I wasn't sarcastic, cold, and dead inside.

 

Wish granted but now a loved one must die

I wish I had original memes

 

Wish granted but your memes will be uncontrollably stolen by everyone and everything.

I wish I could see into the future.

 

Wish granted. But every time you see into the future you lose a finger

I wish this thread would end

 

It ends, but a second part begins.

I wish for an ice cream.

 

wish granted, but it's actually dry ice

i wish to not have money

 

wish granted, except now all of ur old cash is replaced with fake coins and dollars

i wish that nigeria would be a superpower

 

Wish granted, but then WWIII starts and Nigeria gets bombed quickly and isn't a superpower anymore.

I wish I could sleep more.

 

Wish granted, but you get nightmares everytime you sleep.

I wish I had a zoo

 

Wish granted but the animals get out and kill you.

I wish I had a banana.

 

Wish granted but while eating your banana you choke on it and die of suffocation

I wish I was the happiest man alive