FOOD IS ILLUMINATI (WE ARE ALL LEGION) Illuminati pt. 6

HOLY SHIT HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN

Food, a nutritious substance that people or animals eat or drink or that plants absorb in order to maintain life and growth, is linked to the illuminati.

How do I know this?

Let's look at one of the most iconic food products out there. It is all over the internet, it's easily obtainable at any store, that's right, I'm talking about...

Do you notice it? Well, maybe this will help you.

That's better.
Right off the bat, I notice it without fail.
Green flavour, that's the green.
Going back to the original, classic Doritos, triangle shaped chips. That's the triangle.
Now, we just need an eye. Hmm, *GASP*! DORITOS!
DORITO
DORIT
DORI
ORI
RI
I
I - IT SOUNDS LIKE EYE!
However, if you think I'm talking junky foods, I am not leaving out fruits and vegetables! That's right, i figured out an excuse to not eat your vegetables!
The vast majority of vegetables are green. Already, green.
The pear is like a d*ck shaped vegetable, right? Haha, just kidding, It's obviously a KitKat stuck to someones butt! And it kinda looks like a triangle... right?

Eh, close enough.

And the apple kinda looks like a semi-circle-shape right? Theres the eye.

And one more chapter, you think I forgot about the protein?!

Take 3 pieces of bacon and put it into a triangle, easy peasy check.
You know when you make hard boiled eggs and you eat just half of it, and you see the yolk? Perfect circle.
Now, unfortunately I couldn't find any green meats, cause there are no- WAIT A SECOND...

Dr. Seuss, he's been trying to warn us this whole time!!!! THATS WHY THE GUY DIDNT WANT TO EAT IT! HE WAS FIGHTING THE ILLUMINATIS WRETCHED CURSE!!!!

HOLY CRAP GUYS! WE JUST FOUND OUT THAT WE HAVE ALL BEEN POSSESSED BY THE ILLUMINATI! Wait... I'M THE ONLY ONE WHOS SNAPPED OUT OF IT?! Oh wait, I'm immune to it. Ha ha! It's so obvious! I'm a... umm...

HEY LOOK MEMES
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leader of the Illuminati, i've come to warn you before I get executed!

P.S - Sorry for the long thread, it was fun af to make though!

 

...*Random Explosion*

 

this hurt my head