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honestly unpreprossessing or mappyturtle i know next to nothing about you other than that you are australian and you aussiies sure are wholesome love to barbecue like love love to barbecue and put the shrimps on the barbies you were talking about how you live 3 hours away from school or something well why is that a problem can't you just hop on the back of a kangaroo and jump there??? haha i believe kangaroos are pretty fast right you guys ride them to school just make sure to wear that seatbelt oh wait you just get in the pocket right they carry yoou hahaha but watch out for alligators and crocodiles cause god they jump out at you and eat you if you are good like steve irwin you can just jump on em and wrestle them but i wouldn't recommend it so just stay away from rivers and bushes and stuff but oh god thenn there's the big ass spiders that jump out at you and just kill you instantly to death and beyond straight to hell dam australia really doesn't sound like a good place to liive and what's up with the seasons why are you guys upside down isn't that annoying to always be looking upside doown i wouldn't want to liive in a country that's upside down of course to you guys we are upside downn but in the end you guys are really the ones that are upside down you silly bogan stay strong mate ily <3

honestly star you are canadian and canadians are always wholesome people always apologizng for stuff for no reason and you guys really love maple syrup you guys put it on everything like put it on the pancakes and also put it on your sandwiches and even on the toilet and as shampoo and handsoap dam you guys smell like maple syrup that must be sticky man very annoyiing i guess it would be useful since iit's always -1000 degrees there that sucks man how can you live when you freeze to death the instant you open the front door of your house and what's up with poutine isn't it just fries plus a lot of sauce like we have that here too it's not some special national treasure and what's uup with hockey hockey is a horrible sport you can barely see the puck especially on live tv you can just barely see the puck and why do they always just start fighting i gguess that's the real reason why canadians watch hockey is just because they want to watch boxing on ice they are really just very violent people that's why they apologizze so much so they can beat the liiving shit out of each oother haha silly canadians but hey you guys are the hat of the united states and top of your head is disconnected from the bottom by the mouth connected from the back of the head looks funny when you guys talk but hey star you obsessed man you gotta chill out and lower the fangirlism because i am just a normal dude from the netherlands who makes minecraft videos like keep the fangirlism down man it's affecting your rational thinking that's not good well of course that could also be the cold weather and smoking dat maple syrup is bad for you haha stay strong dawg ily <3

honestly scremma i don't know much about you other than that you were demoted haha let's not bring that up again you are british right the british really like to drink tea hey @Xenon is also british maybe you guys should meet up and have some tea time together while eatiing that fish n chips or is that just a london thing idk you silly brits are always having friendly banter at each other on the streets and in the weekends at night when you go to the pubs you get drunk and starting bashing each other's heads in with glass haha and they say americans are violent but hey i have an idea what if you just take all the bad people in england y'know the criminals and stuff just send them all away to some other country or even an island very far away on the other side of the world where you guys don't have to deal with them oh wait that's australia haha @Unprepossessing how does it feel to know that your ancestors were all a bunch of criminals haha but back to england what's the deal with all these bloody countries calling themselves the UK together first you got the UK that's like england wales scotland and northern ireland combined together so that's the UK right but then you got britain and apparently that's only england wales and scotland but no norhtern ireland no no but if you say great britain that also includes northern ireland AND EVEN IIRELAND like omg wtf is going on haha no i'm just kidding i know exactly how it works brtain is the name of the eastern large island and ireland is the name of the left island then you goot northern ireland is a counntry in the northern part of ireland and ireland is just doing their own thing not being a part of UK weird haha then you got this island in between called isle of man, like man can you guys make it anymore confusing but that makes it easier for us other europeans since you not part of the EU anymore hahahahaha get out this tbh isn't really about you emma it's about the UK hope you don't mind but stay strong ily <3

john you are a great guy very nice guy very nice like good man very nice guy and nice transformers collection man very nice very good that you have something you can be passionnate about that's important inn life man you a nice guy hope your studies are going well and you live in california right dam that's cool i think california is a great place at least that's what all the songs on the radio and the movies tell me they tell me yo california is a great place got all these songs about them like dr dre and tupac had one and katy perry has one and red hot chili peppers has multiple sonngs about california but you not inn the big cities right you live further off-shore in the rural areas well that's sad but hey you did go to san diego comic con that's cool you like comics man you like transformers haha hey that one halloween costume where you dressed as my skin that's pretty wholesome lol haha hope you have a good day man stay strong <3

 

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honestly skillz it says you are a 4 year vet on the server but i have no idea who you are but your name is skillz so obviously you must have a lot of skillz you must put that to good use in all the pvp games fighting people killing them getting their items then get reported for hacking but don't get banned because you not hacking just got skills right pls tell me you got them skiills to pay the bills and get the kills for reals this ain't a drill this is the real deal you feel the squill chill on the grill make another mill we will spill milk till the clock hits nil we fill the meal we spin the wheel we'll steal the seal and heal the deal but yea you probably got a lot of skill so keep it up stay strong ily <3

honestly smogg i have no idea who you are but you sound like you inhale a lot of smog you must live in a big city where there are lots of cars and factories which create a pollution and make the air quality less clean so you inhale that smog which is bad for the lungs bad for the health so you should consider getting some air filter or moving to a cleaner city but hey the effects of smoog aren't as bad as you might thiink people in cities tend to live pretty long lives so it's probably fine but yea keep that in mind next time you outside and also when it rains the smog might come down with the rain and cause acid raiin don't wanna eat that stuff but hey stay strong man ily <3

honestly willy you a nice guy you a normie man get the hell out of here normie like c'mon you have so many friends and you do so much stuff every day you go eat out every day like dam get the hell out of here normie and i know you requested not to talk about this but that's wwhy you inactive as fuck boii but it okay you been tryinng to step it up man and that's cool and you pretty good at building too that's why you were hired first as builder but you got this whole crew together to beg for co-owner and we gave that to you man but hey there's a new builder in town and it's not gamerizz of sir_tealsworth no son it's me i am the new builder here check out my resume at youtube.com/jerryvsharry got that nice build battle portfolio there you got competition son your building skills are nowhere near my level of build battle i build the same quality shit and even nicer in less time than you man you better watch out i'm coming for that bbuilder rank while staying owner so you better watch out boy but back to normie shit you normie as fuck dude get the hell out of here a normie shouldn't be co-owner you normie looking ass you tall handsome normie looking ass git that ass up here boy and stay strong ily <3

honestly I_Am_Groot i know next to nothing about you but seeing as you groot you must be the tree from guardians of the galaxy and i gotta say lots of respect for you man you partners with that little rat looking thinng and you guys make a great team fighting intergalactical criminals and weird things keep it up man rrespect for keeping the galaxy safe dude stay strong ily <3

 

honestly xad i have seen your name a lot but i have no idea who you are but you have a picture of a dog which is pretty rad or should i say xad haha that doggo sure is looking good with one paw up is that from undertale or something idk i haven't played that game but the graphics of your profile pic just remind me of undertale maybe because it's pixelated but i guess minecraft is also pixelated so idk what i'm talking about stay dog dawg stay strong <3

 

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honestly summergenders i have no idea who you are other than you love summer and you think there are 2 genders. now that is fine everyone can have their own opinion and as long as we don't force it upon other people it's fine right everyone has different opinions and there's no reason to get worked up about it we can just discuss this as normal human beings without getting into a fight and just discussing it scientifiically but i have to 100% agree with you. i am one of those people that 100% agree with your opinion. there are other people who have differing opinions from you but i am not one of them, i am part of the majority that aliign with your opinion and boy this is controversial for me to say this but i full-hearted agree with you that summer is indeed the best season.