Copying Expedect Again!

Sup nerds. It's me, Sali. Now today, I am copying my good "friend" @Expedect (nah jk luv u fam) a second time for this, a cringe introduction thread!

Now this was my 4th thread for some reason, and if wanted I'll do my first thread. But anyway, it's cringe af so enjoy.
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Dad, WHERE IS MY BACON SANDWICH??

Me Now: I don't even eat bacon that much anymore, let alone bacon sandwiches.

Oh, Hi!

I'm James J.W *********, or Futurized or Jay for short.

Me Now: WTF? My name is not James J.W... last name. It's James KENWORTH last name. I don't know why I lied about that.

I am a gamer, designer, and music maker.
Me Now: Not true anymore, I lost PS and GarageBand, so rip.

I enjoy age appropriate anime and stuff fluffs.
Me Now: Oh, look at Janitor Jerry over here, watching his flipping Pokemon all day. And TF are stuff fluffs?

But what do I really enjoy? Making friends and helping servers.
Me Now: Yes, but in a different way. I'm too introverted to go outside.

I like to help this server, and a lot of others, I also like to join clans to be "The Guy In The Background" and junk.
Me Now: I would've said "and sh*t" if i wasn't a clean freak. And no, I don't even join clans.

I am in 6th grade ands that always kewl :D

I hope you enjoyed learning about me!
Me Now: Great grammar, and I was in 5th grade.

Good bye!
Me Now: Good bye, ya piece of trash!

And that's the end of this cop- I MEAN UH...- totally original thread! Don't steal this idea or I'll rob ya on the streets of Cali!

Biya.

 

Not as good as expedects.

 

5/10 needs more @Expedect

 

who are you again

as long as you're having fun I could care less (as long as you credit me)

 

I'm clingy and lonely. We had one conversation xD

 

copyright claims inc

 

4/10.
@Expedect 10/10.

I was expecting much better, you gotta go much bigger then Expedect's if you want any reaction.
Come on bro!! Try harder.

~ Gavin.

 

Wow guys stop being so mean, I’m giving full consent of copying my thread as long as you tag me (@Expedect)

 

Thanks, Eggs Benedict!