Break A Wish foundation

Wish Granted

But it's Blunt.

 

I wish that tw*ts like you actually put a wish.

 

Wish granted, but they're on another thread. (XD)

I wish I died.

 

Wish granted, but you're Jesus.

I wish I could make good memes.

 

wish granted but no one else likes them

i wish for Earthbound to not be so underrated

 

Wish granted, it's overrated.
I wish I didn't have to go to my camp's Staff Morning Meeting.

 

wish granted but you go to something worse

i wish for doritos

 

Wish granted but your doritos are 2 years old.

I wish I was a car.

 

wish granted, but your engine sounds like youre saying "kachow" over and over

i wish i had a fursuit

 

Wish granted,

But it's tattered and torn apart.


I wish I could form a band and play guitar.

 

Wish granted, but everyone else in your band sucks.

I wish I was good at doing my own makeup.

 

Wish granted, but you'll always look like a baby

I wish I had an aesthetic body wink

 

Wish granted, but you can only speak in Drake lyrics.

I wish I wasn't dead inside

 

Wish granted, but you're still depressed.


I wish I could write better,

 

Wish granted, but only in klingon

I wish for a hug from @Joeyy

 

Wish granted, but I never speak to you again.


I wish for Morgan Freeman to narrate my life.

 

Wish granted, but he narrates everything you do.

I wish to be dead

 

Wish granted, but you will be resurrected after a few days.


I wish to feel no pain.

 

wish granted, but you feel mental pain

i wish for a delicious ice cream scoop that is not expired and rotten

 

Wish granted, but it's a flavour you hate.

I wish for a holiday to somewhere hot.