Explain the word above you so verbosely!

bad

Word: wifi

 

A wireless machine that lets us connect to the outer world because we are anti-social creeps who sit on computers all day doing nothing and eating chips and Oreos


Word: carpet

 

Carpet: Something of some description that we put our feet on if we have it in the establishment we call "home"

Next: Word

 

Word: something someone says?

next: Dorito

 

The Frito-Lay vice president said that "Doritos" means "little bits of gold" in Spanish, but that is not quite right. The diminutive of "dorado" (golden) is "doradito" and the diminutive of "oro" (gold) is "orito". In the first case Doritois missing "ad" and in the second case it is missing the D.

Next Word: ItsJerry

 

Germans collectively. ... Jerry was a nickname used by Allied soldiers for a German soldier during World War I, but it was more commonly used in World War II.

Next Word: Guy

 

a man
people of either sex
a figure representing Guy Fawkes, burned on a bonfire on Guy Fawkes' Night, and often displayed by children begging for money for fireworks
make fun of; ridicule

Next word: mom

 

A biological human being (homo sapien) that has given birth to a male and/or female human child (homo sapien), a child of course being a young human being. The mother gives birth to a baby that grows in the womb for approximately 9 months and is then birthed. The birth process can be long and is typically very painful. The birth process does not always do well as sometimes issues can occur and the health of the child can be severely compromised. The mother produces milk front her breasts in which the child uses suction created by the mouth in which the child drinks the milk and becomes healthy. Human mothers typically raise their children until they reach 18, meaning they have lived for 18 years, one year being 365 days, except for every 4 years being a leap year, which adds an extra day to the month of February, creating 366 days. Mothers also get a holiday, in which the child typically gives gifts (presents) to his and/or her mother and shows them great affection throughout the day, doing work for the mother, essentially giving her a day off. Mothers are also always female, unless of course given the fact that the mother is transgender, in which a person changes their sex to the opposite sex. If the mother is not a female, it is referred to as a father. Fathers are entirely different human beings from the mother, given as they do not produce breast milk or give birth to the child.

Next Word: Boat