give me staff already

In-game username: ButterFucker2011
Age: 6 and a half, 1 quarter, and 2 pennies
Gender: I'll check later
Location and Timezone: Ohh hell nawww, I ain't giving you mah location
How many staff applications have you made, when was your last application made?
Fuck, I don't know
How long have you been playing Minecraft? 8 years
How long have you been playing on the server? 10 years
How active are you on the Server? never
How active are you on the Forums? never
How active are you on TeamSpeak? never
Purchases made on our server (optional): a lot

Personal questions
Previous experiences as a staff member: I was put in lunch duty in kindergarden
What makes you a worthwhile helper?: my mommy says that I'm special
Why we should choose you: because I have a staff held for hostage in my basement
Extra comments (optional): give me staff

 

Do you think this is funny? And it’s hard to believe your 22, because that’s pretty immature.

 

denied

 

It's sad seeing these threads. They're too many of em and share something common for them all. They are bad at making us laugh.

 

you do realize this is a joke right?

 

I mean, I wouldn't consider it as a joke but okay...

 

This is gold

 

That laugh though.

 

Oh god this is the best staff application ive seen goodluck, jk lmao

 

then leave the thread

 

however unfunny it was,

 

To quote Hamlet act 3 scene 3 line 87 "No"

 

b e g o n e t h o t

 

look, it's the life of the party

 

ur aceted!!!1!!1 wulcom to te staf tem

 

Accepted.

Welcome to the team, Gerard12249