Zombie Apocalypse :3

So,
If you watch the news, a special report comes on, a zombie apocalypse starts in China. On your device, the government sends alerts to everyone about this. It's getting out of control in China and they're multiplying very fast. And yes guys, they can swim. REALISTICALLY, what do you do?
I don't want to believe this could happen but why not get ideas if it does o.o
For me, I would hoard on food, quickly make a treehouse, and wait to die/ suicide when they get to my city. ;-;
Edit:
OR FIND A KATANA AND BECOME MICHONNE from the walking dead. ;D #Dreadlocks4ever

 

SHET I'm in the first state they'll hit ;-; umm move to Mexico and learn how to hop fences to save my life xD

 

I would look for weapons to protect myself with, food, and a place to hide. I would probably just team up with my friends if they're alive :>

 

Um....
Is this true?!?!?!
Damn so scary ;-;

 

Why would the government send us warnings? They'd all be saving themselves first...

Zombies can swim? Zombies bleed, China is an ocean away from us. Sharks like blood, so the zombies become easy pray. Sharks are unaffected by virus.
If not, you can not possibly push a human limb, or otherwise, nonstop across the ocean. The best anyone has done is swim the English Channel (which, mind you, took about 2-3 days). It would take a while, if they made it at all.
By that time, we'd have probably bombed China with incendiary bombs...


Now, if they somehow made it over, and yada yada yada, my friend and I already planned for this:

Get what guns we have (Me owning three, him two) and find our other friends, having them bring guns and whatnot. Get extra ammo for those guns, then head to the nearest Scout camp, take the weapons (.22 rifles and pistols, shotguns) there, and hunker down in the most defendable position (the mess hall atop the highest hill) and hunker down.

 

NO NO NO NO. I asked what would you do?

 

OH....
Wow I derped there....
Sowwy ;-;

 

Yeah. I didn't put much effort into trying to find a way to get the "zombies" to come quickly so everyone would panic. I didn't want to put much effort because I believe there isn't a good chance of a zombie apocalypse to take over. There are so many reasons why they wouldn't survive. I just wanted to move past that and ask what everyone would do IF there was a way they could survive ^.^

 

If the came from the Atlantic Ocean to the US I'd be in one of the first states they'd hit.
I would stock up on food, water, medical supplies, guns, regular weapons (knives, bats, shovels, etc.), find and survive with my friends and family, and find the highest place we can and survive.

More than likely the virus would be airborne and not just from the bite, so eventually it'd reach everywhere else.

 

Find a shop that sells swords and if possible, grab myself Kirito's Sword and the Master Sword and take every other sword there. I would also grab 2 shields as protection. I would then grab everyone one of my fellow classmates from school, and each give them 1 sword. Then, prepare for the wave of zombies.

 

Hopefully the CDC, does something for immunization. A virus like that would be a crazy pandemic

 

I would grab a shotgun, and sit outside my door.

 

Start a purge.

I will basically join forces with the Zombies and create WWIII.

We're going to be learning about the zombie apocalypse in one of my classes. Lol.

 

i'd find Brad Pitt c:

 

Can I transfer to your school? ;n;

 

Yes, but can you put up with rednecks, jocks, people without logic, sterotypical white girls, annoying gamers, anime lovers, and fangirls?

 

Rednecks: Slash their tires. :3
Jocks: I'll get them with logic.
People without logic: Do that at my school everyday.
Stereotypical White girls: My school in a nutshell, just more slutty.
Annoying Gamers: Elaborate please?
Anime Lovers: I put up with these forums, don't I?
Fangirls: I'm friends with one *cough*you*cough*

 

Rednecks: Take their camo away too pls. Oh and their boots too.
Jocks: Thanks.
People without logic: Same.
Stereotypical white girls: Same.
Annoying Gamers: Those guys who talk about gaming NONSTOP.
Anime Lovers: I guess you're right.
Fangirls: I know. :3

 

K, i'll also take their hunting rifles :3

Gamers: I normally ignore them, or somehow end up getting into a fight over game logic xD

 

I'd be inside my house watching JB and hissing at him and eating butter popcorn as zombies rip through my house
Don't worry i have a shotgun in my closet