Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama is so fat that when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

Yo mama is so fat that she walked into the Gap and filled it.

Yo mama is so fat that she doesn't eat with a fork, she eats with a forklift.

:3

 

Yo mama so fat, when she went to space, space said no more said space left

 

yo mamas so fat Dora cant even explore her!

 

Yo mama so black she spits coffee :3

 

Yo mama so fat that her zits are as big as jabba the hut

 

Yo mama's so fat when she sits on top of a shop, she lowers the prices.

 

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought dunkin donuts was a basketball team.

 

Yo mama.


...that's all I got...

 

Yo mama so stupid, she stuck a piece of paper to the TV and called it Pay-per-view!
...Believe me, that one's funnier aloud.

 

Yo mama so yo mama, that she yo mama

 

Yo mama so fat, she has to search up cheat codes for Wii Fit

 

Yo mama so fat, that when Bob the builder saw her, he said. "Bob the builder can we fix it? Bob the builder no we can't!"

 

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the elevator it could only go down