Yo Mama Competition

Lets see how many yo mama jokes we can get

Rules: Only Post 1 at a time
Dont Post twice in a row
Not too rude

Ok to start us off:

Yo mama so DUMB she got ran over by a parked car

 

Yo mama so dumb, She climbed over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.

 

Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii fit Im done here *drops mic*

 

I am not really good with these and I don't respect them because it's mean XD
Anyways...

Yo mama so dumb she tried to kill you with a spoon....?

Uh, first time lol.

 

Yo mama so fat when Dracula sucked her blood, he got diabetes!

 

*Facepalm*. This is my first and last reply in this thread.
There wasn't a need for this, only to say this:
I find this mean, even if they are jokes, SOME people can get insulted by it. *poof*

 

I find it funny, all of these so far are from the YoMama youtube channel.

 

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the super bowl

 

Yo mama so dumb that she read all the books she ever read upside down.

 

Yo mama so fat, it took 3 years to get Nationwide on her side.

 

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the weight scale, it showed her phone number. :> TOP THAT!

 

lol ya'll cant beat me
LIKE DIS

 

I don't think Yo Mama jokes are actually funny now.
It was created a long time ago, and it could hurt people's feelings.
Seriously.

 

Yo mama so hairy, bigfoot got scared of her, OHHHHHH.
[Ik its weak ;3;]

 

Since I find this rude and maybe offensive to other people, I've got my own version <3

Yo mama so kind she payed for half my shopping <3

 

Even though I agree with your opinion, paid*

 

Wow, these jokes aren't even adressed to a certain person, how can you feel insulted by that?

 

Anyone can be since it isn't directed at somebody. Anyone that is reading these CAN be insulted by them. Jokes can go pretty far.
What if a mom was reading these. Wouldn't she get insulted?

 

dude, thery're JOKES, don't take this seriously. you really have a very low tolerance level if you get insulted by these.