Weird road trips????

So here is mine. So we were visiting my great grandparents in Hawaii. Now first off my dad loves to drive. Trust me I have been to all 50 states, some of Canada and Mexico. Most of which was by road.

So in Hawaii it is not that hard to find that highway that takes you across that island. Now it was quick. The highway across Hawaii was about 3 hours. Now that did not satisfy my dad. So we drove around it 3 times before he thought we actually drove that and spent some "quality" time.

Now my grandparents have some interesting traditions. They like to visit cemeteries. Now I did not want to go to some random graveyard. However my mom yelled at me, "How f*cking rude! You need to respect peoples traditions. I am actually excited to go."(She wasn't excited. You can tell the look on her face that she wanted nothing to do with it.).

So we went by force. Now it was peaceful. The only issue I had was one tombstone had the message engraved. "Don't pee on me". Seriously is that necessary. Who can be so evil that they can pee on someone's grave on purpose? However this guy was so concerned that someone will pee on the grave.

So after that. We went in a helicopter ride across that volcano. Now I was ok with the flight. However my mom was not. She is afraid of planes, jets, pretty much of heights. So for the whole ride. We had to hear her complain. Btw, yet we were forced again by our grandparents to go on the ride.

After that we finally went swimming/ surfing. Now to put it in simple terms. I am terrible at surfing. However yes the grandparents made us do it. To put it simple. I have never been called "Dumb A*s" and "F*ggot" so many times in 1 hour.

Now to end off the trip we slept in the WORSE hotel ever. I swear it was like a horror movie. There was weird noises of girls weeping. I always heard someone in my ear. Finally I felt someone on me and touching me when no one was near me.

So to put it in one sentence. This trip was the worst weekend of my life. Sorry if I sounded rude. However it was terrible. Especially that hotel. So what about you guys? Any weird road trips or worse road trips or whatever?

 

Sounds fun! I like long rides and spooky places.

 

The hotel sounded amazing ;)

 

I've never really had a bad holiday, although I have had some bad/boring things happen on them, one time we went to something called the Eden Project or to me it was the KILL A KID Project it was just flowers and they is huge greenhouses and one of them is already very hot as it is the jungle and for us it was the hottest day of the year, I was sweating like mad, light headed and stuff, man I had to get out of that. I got ice cream though so its all good.