thank god

Discussion in 'Off-Topic / Spam / Memes' started by Mocosloco, May 8, 2016.

  1. Mocosloco

    Mocosloco forehead is brown egg

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    that off-topic is the most popular subforum
    that i'm not banned yet
    (oh wait i was just banned... um...)
    ok im done, dont fret
    jk lol ur such a bellum
    rapping is for dapper chaps
    i dont have fraps
    bandicam superiority
    slither insanity
    youtube is the internet
    the end is near
    leafyisqueer
    sheep don't enjoy being sheared
    idk what i'm doing hered
    so many red lines and periods. <
    OH THE CRINGE
    MOST SAVAGE MAN ON YOUTUBE
    LITERALLY
    CLICKBAIT TITLES GET YOU SUBSCRIBLES
    nobody cares sir
    this is a minecraft forum
    where the idiots brood
    jk you kids ik ur nerds xDDD
    1v1 me skid ima rekt u
     
  2. vipa

    vipa the hornace of death Donator

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    Here, above me, we can see a fine specimen of "Filthy Frank fanboy" attempting to intelligently communicate with us.
     
  3. Braixen

    Braixen The Gay <*w*> Donator

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    Dear Mocosloco,

    I am sorry to announce, but you have stage 4 CSGO skin insanity. There is no hope for you. You see, CSGO Skin Insanity Syndrome(CSSIS) has 7 stages, each getting progressively worse. by stage 7, you will start to leak CS skins from every hole on your body, including pores. One can say that CSSIS is alot like rabbies, and you're totally right. By stage 6, you'll be frothing spaghetti from your mouth, and you will believe yourself to be the legendary human ramen, and revert to self-cannibalism. The only cure and vaccine developed, is only effective up to stage 3, but after you transition from stage 3 to stage 4(studies show it is caused by your bank account declaring bankruptcy, but you still think you have a small amount of money to pour into CS Gamble), the vaccine will actually worsen your CSSIS and the downward spiral would happen much faster. I am sorry, there is nothing we can do, and you will be dead by the end of the month.

    Good luck,
    ~Morcov, Ph.D in CSGO trading and Valve Fuckery.
     
  4. vipa

    vipa the hornace of death Donator

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    M8, I've had Stage 7 CSGO Skin Insanity for years, but it's suppressed, because I frequently inject myself with REQ points and gold REQ packs, now I'm afraid I have Stage 2 Nornfang insanity.