Tales of Egypt (story)

IF I TAG YOU IN THIS THREAD, YOU WILL BE IN THE STORY FOR THE WHOLE TIME OR YOU MIGHT DIE HALFWAY. THIS IS WITH THE EXCEPTION OF STAFF MEMBERS, I WON'T TAG THEM AS THAT WOULD WASTE THEIR TIME SORT OF. THIS EXCLUDES MISFIT BECAUSE IDK. XD. I WON'T SPOIL DEATHS AND-ACTUALLY NEVER MIND. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SAY THAT. IGNORE THAT

Yes, i'm continuing my story from the old forums that was interrupted by the new forums.
I will have to start over since there's people who haven't read the story and even I don't remember the beginning. Also I will just be posting little parts at a time and editing this first post just for the first part of the story because i'm making things along the way.
Any ideas during the making of this are accepted, so bring me all the ideas you like, just not too weird of shit.


First we started walking backwards, then into a jog, then we were sprinting li- Writer: HEY WE'RE NOT THERE YET! FORGET THAT FORGET THAT, LET ME FIND THE BEGINNING! PAY NO ATTENTION TO THOSE WORDS! VGG: dude just go with it from there... Writer: I CAN'T! THEY DON'T KNOW THE BEGINNING! VGG: what do you mean? people read it before the new forums came. Write: NEW PEOPLE CAME AND NO ONE REMEMBERS IT! WE'RE STARTING OFF FRESH IDC WHAT YOU SAY. VGG: fine fine fine, start from the beginning.
Writer: ah, there it is! I found the beginning. ladies and gentlemen, enjoy the mo-VGG: STORY. Writer: shut the fuck up already... LET'S BEGIN!

PART 1: HOW THIS ALL BEGAN
VGG was just sitting in his final class, not taking any notes, waiting for the bell to ring, hoping the teacher will not see him not writing. The next day they were going to watch a movie on Egypt and its pyramids and the traps inside of them, and the vast desert in Egypt. He was excited but at the same time not excited, since it would be boring watching a bunch of sand. Suddenly, the bell rang, and school was out until the next day. But that was long enough for VGG to do some researching before the movie so he could finally appear to be the smart one. When he got home, of course he didn't study and went straight into playing games. Since he got bored after awhile, he decided to call over some friends. @xMisfitCow , @_HUBBLE_ , @Ben Richards , @athenswill , and @Sefex

VGG: ALRIGHT EVERYBODY! I'M BORED! ANY IDEAS?
Hubble: *raises hand* CHOCO LOCO
VGG: NO.
Misfit: *raises hand* LET'S ALL SIGN A PETITION TO STOP PEOPLE FROM KILLING COWS!
VGG: NO!
Ben: *raises hand* let's play a board game...
VGG: WHAT GAME SHOULD WE PLAY
athens: *raises hand*
VGG: Put your hand down athens.
athens: *puts down hand*
Sefex: Let's play something related to cats...
VGG: since you're the only person I can agree with, YEAH LET'S PLAY A CAT GAME....I don't have any cat games. WE'RE PLAYING MONOPOLY I GUESS

For the next few hours they all started playing monopoly, friendships were shattered for a few minutes, they had a camp fire outside at 9-VGG: TELL THEM ABOUT THE CAMP FIRE SONG! DO IT DO IT DO IT Writer: FINE.
When they had a campfire they decided to sing a nice campfire song and roast marshmellows. The campfire song was rather... eh, you'll find out...

VGG: You know, we need a nice, relaxing camp fire song to help us with the marshmellow roasting.
Misfit: I don't think singing a song will help the marshmellows roast, VGG...
VGG: WE'RE SINGING ANYWAY! :D
Misfit: Oh god...
VGG: I call this one, the camp fire song song. Let's gather round the campfire, and sing our campfire song. our C A M P F I R E S O N G SONG and if you don't think that we can sing it FASTER then you're wrong. but it'll help if you just sing aloooong! Hubble: Bum, bum, buuuuuum... VGG: CAMPFIRESONGSONG CAMPFIRESONGSONG ANDIFYOUDON'T THINKTHATWECANSINGITFASTERTHENYOU'REWRONG BUT IT'LLHELP IF YOU JUST SING ALONG! CAMPFIRESONGSONG SEFEX! sefex: SONG! C A M P F I VGG: BEN! ben: ........ VGG: GOOD! IT'LL HEEEEEELP, IT'LL HEEE-E-EEEELP IF YOU JUST SING ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!!! OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
VGG: wasn't that just so relaxing?

Writer: now, as I was saying before, they had a campfire and then everybody went home and then the next day in history, VGG was just sitting in class, and suddenly the movie came on. so he thought he'd watch it just because. He saw a red button on the TV. and you know what the fuck that means, since VGG is such a dumbass he decides to go up and press the button. IDIOT. VGG: HEY SHUT THE FUCK UP I WAS CURIOUS. GOD.
Writer: anyways, he pressed the red button randomly while the teacher was asleep because even SHE was bored, and suddenly, the whole room started shaking. the teacher was still sound asleep for some reason, and then the TV's egypt movie stopped playing, went all fuzzy, and then a portal formed inside the TV, and everyone was getting sucked in, this included VGG and the friends he invited over last night and a few others. I'll just go on with what i've been doing here.

VGG was passed out on the ground of somewhere very hot, along with his friends, Misfit, Hubble, Athens, Sefex, and Ben. Eventually VGG woke up.

VGG: *opening eyes* uuungh, what happened? Where am I? why am i in sand? are my friends still there? yes, they are...
Suddenly VGG looked around for a little bit, and he found himself looking at the great pyramid.
VGG: HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, WHEN I PRESSED THAT BUTTON I- wait wait wait. I need my friends to wake up. *starts slapping friends repeatdely* WAKE UP. WAKE UP. WAKE UP. WAKE UP. WAKE UP. GOD DANGIT WAKE UP! and then they all woke up at once. VGG: LET'S SKIP TO THE GOOD PART ALREADY WHERE I MADE THAT P-writer: WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP, SURE I'LL SKIP AHEAD A LITTLE BIT BECAUSE THIS BORING. JEEZ.

VGG: Now that you're all awake, I need to do this. I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.
Athens: OH WOW WHAT A PUN
VGG: I'VE BEEN WAITING YEARS TO DO THAT, SHUT UP.
Misfit: I think our only choice is to go into the great pyramid, to see if there's a way back to america.
VGG was already running towards the great pyramid because he wanted a picture, but he remembered he didn't have his phone or camera and got mad at himself.
Sefex: well, let's go. VGG is already there...?
VGG could be heard freaking out and screaming at the pyramid slightly.
Hubble: FOR CHOCO LOCO!
Misfit: FOR COWS!
Athens: FOR SPIRIT DRAGONS!
Sefex: FOR CATS!
Ben: Idk.
VGG: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

End of Part 1
and there's the end of part 1! hope you all enjoyed, i'll be coming out with part 2 later.

 

cool story ! :)

 

edited the thread, new things added to the story.

 

Nice story vvg c:
Choco loco