QUOTE YOURSELF!!

Me in Skyblock:
Player: I promise I won't scam
Me: Really? Are you sure?
Player: I swear.
Me: I don't like swearing.

He he. :3

 

Haha thats a good one ;)

 

Me: You're so c00t♡♡♡
Marco: No, you are!♡♡♡
Me: You're the most♡♡♡
Marco: No, you are♡♡♡
Me: Seriously, you are♡♡♡
Marco: No, you are♡♡♡

30 minutes later:
Me: Okay fine, we're both c00t♡♡♡
@05ocram05

 

I'd never♥

 

Me in Halo
"FIRE IN THE HOLE!"

"The Rocket is a art not a weapon"

"Tanks for the memory!"

"Its killing time mahahhahaahaha!"

 

"As long as I can remember I've had amnesia"。
-Rose2k14。2cuul4h8trz。

 

"You cannot burn me, i'm already on fire!" ~ Me when i'm in a pyromantic state.

 

'Nyeeeeeeeeeeeeh' - Mappy 2k14

 

"I didn't trip, I fell with style"
"I bet I can make a story without killing any character off, *Kills every character but one* Well... that failed quickly."

 

"Damn"

 

Stepmom: (About candles) Well if she doesn't like them then she can throw them in a trashcan and burn them。
Me: 。。。。Isn't that the point of candles, to burn them?

 

"Fuck off." -Me on an average day
"If you don't leave me alone, I'll rip your internal organs out, shove them up your ass, and burn you alive, and watch you burn alive." -Me on a somewhat bad day.
"I swear to god I will-------------------------------- Everything else was cut off for the safety of anyone seeing anything too morbid." -Me on a really bad day.
"I love you." -Me on Crystallized Meth. (With the exception of saying that to Kitty.)
"Why do you do this to me Kitty?" -Whatever Kitty does something mischievous to me.

 

Sad:
*Sheds a tear*
"..."

Mad (Rarely ):
"Oh my god"

Happy:
*Smiles*
"..."

Yea I am a mute.

 

[Cursing]

 

"I sneezed on the beat and the beat got sicker
I put some oil on the beat and the beat got slicker
Add some butter to the beat and the beat gets thicker
You can't beat my beats you little stickler"
-Me on sick beats, 2014

 

*Me talking about my environmental carpet*
"OMG I'm so green, I'm like a hippie now!
*Whole room bursts into laughter*

 

"Hey, I'm a person, you're a person, since we are both persons, we should be friends."

 

Aaww lovely speech fight <3

 

"dammit"
"what the hell"
"can you not
"Jesus Christ"
"bloody hell"

 

*Prepares a whole well written speech*

Oh wait, perhaps I shouldn't.