Questionnaire

Hi.
I was bored so I decided to make a questionnaire.

1. Why does everyone do these questionnaires all of a sudden?
2. Why do they need to have so many of the same questions?
   
3. Why do they all start with "I was bored"? Is that a hint that their life is going down a terrible road and that they require assistance?
4. What did the first Danish king Skjöldr say to Gorm the Old on the night of his succession?
5. Who is the man that keeps appearing behind me in the mirror?

Really excited to see your answers :)

 

1. Why does everyone do these questionnaires all of a sudden? Because they're bored.
2. Why do they need to have so many of the same questions? Because they're unoriginal.
3. Why do they all start with "I was bored"? Is that a hint that their life is going down a terrible road and that they require assistance? The answer lies in the question.
4. What did the first Danish king Skjöldr say to Gorm the Old on the night of his succession? You're wasting my time, Defectus.
5. Who is the man that keeps appearing behind me in the mirror? The Phantom of the Opera.

 

What did the first Danish king Skjöldr say to Gorm the Old on the night of his succession? DOVAHKIIN DOVAHKIIN NAAL OK ZIN LOS VAHRIIN
WAH DEIN VOKUL MAHFAERAAK AHST VAAL
AHRK FIN NOROK PAAL GRAAN FOD NUST HON ZINDRO ZAN
DOVAHKIIN FAN HIN KOGAAN MU DRAAL

 

1. Why does everyone do these questionnaires all of a sudden? Same reason you are doing it
2. Why do they need to have so many of the same questions? Different threads and people aren't creative
   
3. Why do they all start with "I was bored"? because deep down they believe these questionnaires are stupid or worthless Is that a hint that their life is going down a terrible road and that they require assistance? maybe, but id assume if they were they'd use different questions that would somewhat help them get away from that path
4. What did the first Danish king Skjöldr say to Gorm the Old on the night of his succession? duck dung.
5. Who is the man that keeps appearing behind me in the mirror? Is that really a question? Mint. He has been pulling a prank on you for the last 5 months -_-

 

1. Why does everyone do these questionnaires all of a sudden? bc why not
2. Why do they need to have so many of the same questions? bc why not
   
3. Why do they all start with "I was bored"? Is that a hint that their life is going down a terrible road and that they require assistance? bc why not
4. What did the first Danish king Skjöldr say to Gorm the Old on the night of his succession? bc why not
5. Who is the man that keeps appearing behind me in the mirror? your evil twin bc why not