Post Funny Statuses!

My One Is :“used to play sports…then I realized you can buy trophies. Now i’m good at everything”

 

One of my statuses at one point but then I edited it was
"That awkward moment when you go poo and after you go poo, you realize you got no toilet paper. Embarrassing."

 

" If ‘Guns don’t kill people, people kill people’, does that mean toasters don’t toast toast, toast toast toast? "

 

I just keep thinking... how can my feet smell when they have no nose?

 

eula suck omg no bna jurry n hurry

 

"I said I was smart, I never said I had my shit together".

 

Congratulations Kate and Xenon, both of you used protection.

 

The best part about this message is by the time you have finished reading it you will realize that there was absolutely no point.