Near Death Experiences!

I chewed on batteries when I was little. They are delicious.
I luckily didn't get deadly poisoning from chewing them. But still, they were pretty tasty.
Duracell sweg <3

 

I've always wanted to try batteries. What do they taste like?

 

1) I almost drowned (i was 4, k?)
2) A wave took me into rocks when surfing
3) I was cycling around an outdoor velodrome with my team, i was 2nd from the top, and the guy above me leant over towards me and...well, you know what happened it was dominoes down a slant

 

Well when I chewed on them, I chewed on the gold part. That was the part with the most flavor.
But don't try it yourself, some of the gold parts can get chipped off and stuck in your teeth. Also that's what causes poison. Deadly toxins. But the gold part didn't taste like anything you'd eat before...It is impossible to describe what it tastes like since the taste is so different from everything else.

But side note: After you chew on the batteries, over the course of 2-4 years, white stuff will form on them. That's from the chewing...At least that's why my batteries got.
I don't recommend you try chewing them, but I guess you can take a TIIIINY bite on the gold rim. You might get electrocuted/poisoned, and I personally was SEVERELY lucky that I lived, but I don't recommend you try them unless you are VERY curious...
Then again, curiousity killed the cat. :I

 

I dont know why but after reading this, i wanna eat a battery im serious

 

WOW so many time you the second unluckiest luckiest man alive

 

DUMB DOCTER U SHOULD NEVER SHACKE A BABY

 

Ummmm, my parents?

jk

 

-Got hit by a car

-almost got smashed by 2 metal doors

-almost fell out a rollercoaster (my thing that kept me in opened by itself)

-almost got my hand cut of at a meat factory on a school trip

-got stuck underwater in the sea for 2 minutes

@Vaicun killed her twin sister xD

 

Shhhh <:

 

Oops! I"m so sorry

 

Slipped off a cliff

 

Yes he is. He lost his shit yesterday so I got my ass beat up. I wasn't able to walk for a hour and I got a huge ass bump on my head.

 

...my options are gone...
anyways
When I was born I had holes in my heart.
Now I have a clip in my heart.
If you take that clip out
I die.
so yay! Idk if this counts heh.

 

omfg XDD

 

@PresidentBacon

For me:

I almost got hit by a speeding car at school when I was 8. My dad was so mad at the driver he called the police to patrol the school.

I also i thought i was going to die in London because i was taking a tour on the Eastern Side, and there was a guy walking down a street saying PEDOPHILES RULE! YOU OBEY TO US NOW!! THIS COUNTRY BELONGS TO US!! And also people carrying drugs in there backpacks...

 

So i'm the only one here who hasn't almost died
Maybe this means i'm going to die soon
;-;

 

yes bae ima go to your house

 

Hmm...
Well, I feel into a fire; on vacation. Shopping cart fell on top of me. Landed on my neck. Almost got ran over by a car.
...
That's all in the last two years... :p

 

I've only had one, and it was on a trampoline that me and my friend were wrestling on, and eventually I fell off, and my head landed very close to a large rock. but one more thing...




My god, chew your bacon before you just swallow It xD