Mommy...?

Yes.
Mom, give me food.

 

Nope

Mommy , What is Nexflix?

 

Our tree in the backyerd.

Mermy, wut iz the square root of caterpillar?

 

69 inches

Mommy, What is life?

 

Your fathers giant....
house. What were you thinking you sicko?

Mommy, what's hulu?

 

its Flo Rida

Mommy, How Do u twerk?

 

I learned from Miley Cyrus! <3 ISNT SHE GREAT?!

Mommy, what did the nacho say to the taco?

 

i speak Tacoican

Mommy, y is 2 + 2= 5 because 2 is a great number value?

 

I dont do math

Mommy, HELP ME

 

hahah no.

Mommy, why is the baby on fire?

 

firewood thts y

Mommy, I want a "toy" do u wonder what kind?

 

A Potato has 16 edges

Mommy, have you ever been on a swing before?

 

HAHAHAHAHAH I HAVE NO CHILDHOOD!

Mommy, why is our daddy drowning in our pool just because there is no ladder?

 

He is a professonal swimmer i hear

Mommy, hai

 

Because 42

Mommy, How do pigs fall in love?

 

They ate bacon. >:3

Mommy, ermahgud you ate our cat! D:

 

Yum... Oh sorry, what were you saying?

Mommy, mommy, mommy, mom,mom, mom ,mom ,mom MOMMAH, MOMAAH.. Hai

 

AJ did not Obama

Mommy, Go get down and dirty with dad?

 

Dad is clean

Mommy, im a potato

 

Are you my mummy?