Mommy...?

In your face...
Mom, Why have you not got a life

 

Cuz I gave it to you

Mom,Where's My go-go-juice?

 

I threw it in the trach

Madre, where is my koala bear?

 

In the basement

Mommy, how are babies made?

 

Damn, forgot the question, and I can't edit, stupid comp.
Anyways...
Mom, why can't I be on the soccer team?

 

bECAUSE YOU FREAKING SUCK

Mommy how does Life find a way?

 

Because...life...is..um...like awesome.

Mom, where is dad?

 

I dont know...

Mommy, can i go for a peepee?

 

NO.

Mommy, why do you say "cheese and rice" instead of "Jesus Christ"?

 

I dont wanna go fishing.

Mommy, your on television! It says a woman is wanted for murder! YOUR FAMOUS MOM!!

 

Because you know food is better than anything in the world..

Mom, y u do dis?

 

Yolo.

Mommy, can I get a limo for my birthday! Can it fit into our garage?

 

Absolutely.......................not.

Mom, what is Facebook?

 

Your.....pizza
Mommy, what is the meaning of life? Stacy told me its 27.

 

No, it's food.

Mom, when will the world end?

 

Your birthday. <3

Mommy, what is 27/.9*78?

 

No its a stuffed piece of sliced bread

Mommy, Is that really you?

 

Mommy was a dropout.

Mom, when is my dog going to die?

 

I AM YOUR FATHER! *dun dun duuuun*

Mommy, is my daddy the mailman?