Mommy...?

It's something.
<--Genius mother
Mommy, why can't the world be a triangle?

 

Because it isn't the shape of a triangle.

Mommy, what are the digits of Pi?

 

Because I was bored.

Mommy, how did you that?

 

3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233 786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006 606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146 951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749 567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190 702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827 785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923 542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049 951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010 003137838752886587533208381420617177669147303598253490428755468731159562863882 353787593751957781857780532171226806613001927876611195909216420198938095257201 065485863278865936153381827968230301952035301852968995773622599413891249721775 283479131515574857242454150695950829533116861727855889075098381754637464939319 255060400927701671139009848824012858361603563707660104710181942955596198946767 837449448255379774726847104047534646208046684259069491293313677028989152104752 162056966024058038150193511253382430035587640247496473263914199272604269922796 782354781636009341721641219924586315030286182974555706749838505494588586926995 690927210797509302955321165344987202755960236480665499119881834797753566369807 426542527862551818417574672890977772793800081647060016145249192173217214772350 141441973568548161361157352552133475741849468438523323907394143334547762416862 518983569485562099219222184272550254256887671790494601653466804988627232791786 085784383827967976681454100953883786360950680064225125205117392984896084128488 626945604241965285022210661186306744278622039194945047123713786960956364371917 287467764657573962413890865832645995813390478027590099465764078951269468398352 595709825822620522489407726719478268482601476990902640136394437455305068203496 252451749399651431429809190659250937221696461515709858387410597885959772975498 930161753928468138268683868942774155991855925245953959431049972524680845987273 644695848653836736222626099124608051243884390451244136549762780797715691435997 700129616089441694868555848406353422072225828488648158456028506016842739452267 467678895252138522549954666727823986456596116354886230577456498035593634568174 324112515076069479451096596094025228879710893145669136867228748940560101503308 617928680920874760917824938589009714909675985261365549781893129784821682998948 722658804857564014270477555132379641451523746234364542858444795265867821051141 354735739523113427166102135969536231442952484937187110145765403590279934403742 007310578539062198387447808478489683321445713868751943506430218453191048481005 370614680674919278191197939952061419663428754440643745123718192179998391015919 561814675142691239748940907186494231961567945208095146550225231603881930142093
It goes on and on and on and on!
Mommy, am I fabulous?

 

Sure you are!

Mommy, am I a good player?

 

Beautiful. Fabulous. Other synonyms for those words.

Mommy, which came first, the chicken or the egg?

 

Both :L

Mommy, why are you holding 3 kitties?

 

I don't see why not.

Mommy, who are you with in dat picture dere.

 

No one. This is a Divergent poster...

Mommy, do you like animals?

 

NO.
Mommy, can I get this Nimbus 2000 broomstick?

 

HOW MUCH DOES IT COST?
Mommy, did you ever take a selfie?

 

When i was 23 now i'm 44
Mommy, Who's my mommy?

 

Some hooker in New York.
Mommy, why is CleverBot actually having a nice conversation with me?

 

Because CleverBot doesn't want to humiliate you.
Mommy, say that my avatar is soo sexy!

 

Your avatar is soo UGLY! HUEHHUEHUEHUEUHEUHEUHEHU
.-.
Mommy, why is Teddie so selfish?

 

Because he isn't. He's sexy, awesome, and amazing.
Mommy, why is Kirby a Teddie-hater?

 

I Don't Know.
Mommy,Why Is There Poop On The Floor?

 

My bowel movement was out of control.
Mommy, what is the quantity 1/house?

 

1337 + 69.
Mommy, tell me that you love Teddie more than me!

 

I love Teddie more than you.

Mommy, how can you become a unicorn?