Mommy...?

Because the new skin update.

Mommy, why I need to go to school?

 

Pff you don't. I didn't and I turned out fine...

Mommy, what is a unicorn?

 

A horse with a horn on it's head.

Mommy, why is music so catchy? - *Cough* Revolting Children (Its stuck in my head XD) *Cough*

 

Because music is awesome.
Mommy, why is CleverBot so annoying?

 

Because he is clever.

Mommy, what is McDonalds?

 

The definition of fat.

Mommy, did you eat my pet turtle?

 

Yes. And that night, I swear my poop was hard as titanium.
Mommy, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

 

You should know that...
Mommy, why did you eat a pie this morning?

 

Because pie.
Mommy, why are you so annoying?

 

Because You are the annoying one.
Mommy, say that Teddie is the best!

 

Teddie is the worst.
Mommy, why is Teddie so bratty?

 

Because he isn't.
Mommy, why is Kirby hating on the majestic awesome Teddie?

 

Because the "majestic" and "awesome" Teddie was hating on Kirby.
Mommy, why is Teddie so weird?

 

Because he can be.
Mum, can we have kfc for breakfast?

 

Yes, KFC rocks.
Mommy, can we have Pizza Hut for breakfast?

 

No, you get to have hot grits and a protein shake. u mad?
Mommy, how did you make me?

 

No, you're not mine.
Mommy, why is athens being a brat?

 

Athens isn't being a brat.
Mommy, why is Kirby calling everyone a brat? :C

 

Because she's like dat.
Mommy, what is the meaning of life?

 

42.
Mommy, what is potato*refrigerator?