Mean Teacher Stories

I had to do this project in a group about WWII, and it really didn't matter.
It was just for like 1 week and it wasn't any big deal.
That week, I was really busy, and had hardly any time to do it. I still got 3/4 full pages though.
At the end of the week when we were presenting them, my teacher saw that I hadn't brought a lot.

"WHY HAVE YOU GOT NO WORK IN?!"

Me: "Miss ____ I've brought i-"

"DON'T ANSWER ME WITH THAT ATTITUDE!" (I said it with a normal tone and attitude)

Me: "Miss ____ I don't see why you interrupted me, I was saying, I've brought in 4 pages of work"

"DON'T YOU DARE SPEAK TO YOUR TEACHER LIKE THAT! WOULD YOU SPEAK TO YOUR PARENTS LIKE THAT?"

Me: "yes"

"What was that"

Me: "Yes"

"SIT DOWN YOUNG MAN. I WILL SPEAK TO YOUR PARENTS IN DAYS TO COME"

Yeah, she's not nice

 

Oh and another.

*teacher is talking*
Me: *raises hand*
Teacher: PUT YOUR HAND DOWN! *carries on*
Bob: *raises hand*
Teacher: WHAT? *carries on*
Jake: *raises hand*
Teacher: Yes Jake, what would you like?
Me: *mumbles* bitch

 

Me: *I walk to the teachers desk* Could you help me with this please?

Teacher: Why should I help you?

Me: Because you're paid to do this.

Teacher: I'm writing you up on central for disrespecting me. (Central is some thing that have all the bad/good things you have done in school)

Me: ._.

 

My second grade teacher sucked.

So, this actually happened. I normally only tell people the first part.

Kid: *Starts coughing and can't control it*
Teacher: That's unnecessary! Go to the office!
Me: Um, I think he needs to go to the nurse...
Teacher: Don't EVER talk back to a teacher! Go to the corner!
My friend: *Glances at me while I'm in the corner and makes a hilarious face*
Me: *Holding back a laugh*
Teacher: Go back to your desk! No laughing!
Me: *Trollface*
Teacher: No faces! Go back to the corner!
Me: *Looks down and goes to the corner*
Teacher: Look at me while I'm talking! Go back to your desk!
Me: *Silently walks back to desk while looking at the teacher*
Teacher: Look where you're going! Back to the corner!!
Me: *Looks at the corner and walks there*
Teacher: Look at me while I'm talking! Back to your desk!
My friend: *Acts out flipping a table*

 

In 8th grade i got a detention for talking spanish when this bitch doesnt understand it nor knows what i even said.

Also in 8th this bitch. Like 80 years old. I missed a week and a half of school cause 1. I got really sick. High fever and streap throat. And a sprained ankle from track. So she knows i missed a week. And my grade dropped from an 85 to a 45 real quick.like bitch I MISSED 9 DAYS OF SCHOOL (week and half) AND NO ONE ELSE CAN BRING MY HOME WORK!!!!!

Then this year. I got a detention for not doing a homework assignment cause I WAS AT THE FUCKING HOSPITAL and i didnt go to it so it got extended. I still have to server it thursday smh

 

Situation: A kid in class is confused, and the teacher just doesn't understand that.

Teacher: Now class, pay attention, we're going to read through these notes together!
Kid: *Fumbles with percussion instruments*
Teacher: (blank), put those down and pay attention!
Kid: *Puts them down*
Teacher: blah blah blah this note blah blah half and quarter blah staff lines
Kid: *Whispers to friend:* What? That doesn't make sense.
Teacher: Don't make me turn around again! Pay attention!
Kid: *Sits quietly for next 10 minutes*
Teacher: Blah blah sharps and flats blah solo and tutti
Kid: *Whispers to friend:* What does that mean?
Teacher: That's it! Go to the principal's office now!
Kid: But I-
Teacher: NOW!
Kid: *Sits in office for the rest of the hour and gets written up for disrupting class*