Have you ever...

Yes.

Have you ever seen someone's face that rarely ever or "never" posted their face on the forums?
Besides you if you haven't shown your face.

 

Yes @Radii I saw your face :3

Have you ever wished that you would wake up in your favorite cartoon?

I wish I woke up in Despicable Me soooo bad :( I need me some minions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Nah I don't watch cartoons xP

Have you ever farted and the whole house rumbled?

 

Have you ever tried to hit a bird with a rock?

 

Lol you forgot to answer. And Yes

Have you ever sat on a hanger ;-;

 

No xD
Have you ever woke up so drunk and dizzy you had to vomit?

 

No and if anyone here did then I'm concerned

Have you ever read fanfiction?

 

Nupe

Have you ever sat on your phone?

 

I did xD ask @MrDeathWilliam

 

You didn't ask a question ._.

Have you ever replied to Staff Interruption 2.0?

 

Many times.

Have you ever tried a leap of faith and failed?

 

Nope

Have you ever meanies ship you with other people you "match" with on the server?

 

Nope.

Have you ever failed an experiment?

 

No but I am an electric creature who was a failed version of the tesla. I have been overheated, causing my vitae in my blood cells to splinter and making me invisible. Read more here :) http://amnesia.wikia.com/wiki/Failed_Experiments

Have you ever played a scary game?

 

Yes Amnesia and FNAF

Have you ever survived a 3v1 fight in MC

 

But of course! (P4 vs 3 not armored bishes that tried to hit me)
Have you ever say hi to a random girl and got a slap?

 

Yeah :3

You played Amnesia? Well I'm glad. I thought I was the only one still playing :3

Have you ever played a game, loved it so much and then never played it again for some reason?

 

We all had this moment! The game is called minecraft!
Have you ever KILL someone irl

 

Obviously not. No offense but that question was kind of low... I mean if someone killed someone else, of course they're unable to use phones, unless the murder was in self defense.

Have you ever saw a picture online that made you laugh for hours?

 

Nope
have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server?