Have you ever...

Nah

Have you ever felt like you weren't able to breathe

 

Yes.


Have you ever been to a therapist?

 

Nupe

Have you ever stayed under water for more than 45 seconds

 

Yes. (Then drowning occurred)

Have you ever took a one year break from games?

 

Yes.

Have you ever been in a play?

 

No, but I've ushered for one

Have you ever had Spam?

 

Yeah. Back then, during a specific "era," I was being spammed with either: Fan spam or hate spam.


Have you ever beat the fuck out of someone out of pure vengeance?

 

no I have not. But I have considered it.

Have you ever cried for absolutely no reason?

 

No, I have not cried for a very long time. At least a few years actually.


Have you ever gotten straight A's and all of them were 95+ for a semester?

 

no, I'm smart but not that smart... ;-;

have you ever thought someone looked cute from behind and then they turned around and you're like

 

No. I don't think many things are cute.


Have you ever done something for 3 hours straight without realizing?

 

Yes, trying to fix a toy.

Have you ever felt like someone has a crush on you?

 

Yes
Have you ever pranked ur mom?

 

Ofcourse.

Have you ever flushed your pet fish threw a toilet when it died.

 

yes xD

have you ever put something in a microwave and it exploded?

 

If cheese counts, then yes. (Don't ask me about this. I don't wanna talk about it.)


Have you ever been told you were stupid even though you got a higher grade than the person who called you stupid?

 

Nah.

Have you ever tried to program something and tried to fix a bad bug for 3 hours before seeing that the fix is in plain sight? (@~Wolf )

 

Yes.
Have you ever been smacked by a hot dog?

 

No, sounds disgusting.


Have you ever gotten ketchup banned because you exploded a packet at someone's face? (IT wasn't me who did, it was a friend in reality.)

 

Nope. We have pumps at our school..

Have you ever drinken water off of the fountain at school or a work place