Google Translate Telephone

As many know, when you put a phrase through google translate many times it tends to come out very differently.

I was brainstorming ideas on how you could play telephone on the forums, and I seem to have found a decent way.

Rules:

I will give a phrase, and put it through a layer of google translate. The next person who replies will translate the translated text in another language, and so on. After a minimum of 5 translations, someone can translate the final translation into English and start a new phrase. Funnier answers seem to turn up after more than 5 translations, so you may want to have some patience.

This is the first phrase:

I cringed so much today that I might need to bleach my eyes.

Translation:

Mapụrụ m nke ukwuu taa ka m wee mkpa ka ịcha ọcha anya m.

It's in Igbo

Have fun!

Praetor

 

நான் என் கண்களை வெளுக்க வேண்டும் என்று இன்று மிகவும் பேரழிவிற்கு.

 

Heute ist das am meisten am Boden zerstört Ich hatte meine Augen zu bleichen.

 

Namhlanje ezibhuqiwe kakhulu Kwadingeka bleach amehlo ami.

 

Translation back into english from urdu (last reply): The most devastated I had to bleach my eyes.

Next: I really like to ski and play ball games.

Mulle meeldib suusatada ja pallimänge.

 

I makemake e Ski a me ka mea poepoe lealea.

 

Ја Скијашки и спортске лоптице.

 

是滑雪和运动球。

this is a far cry from the original

 

スキーやスポーツボール

 

כדורי סקי וספורט

 

Back to English: The ski and sports
Next sentence: I cry myself to sleep every night
ฉันร้องไห้ตัวเองให้นอนหลับทุกคืน

 

მე ტიროდა თავს ძილის ყოველ ღამე.

 

Я плакал сам спать каждую ночь картофеля.

 

ああ、あなたはしましたか？

 

Oh, iya sampeyan?

 

Lloro misma para dormir todas las noches

 

You're supposed to translate the last posted translation.

I have no idea how this happened, but @SerenadeOfStorm ended with "Oh, yes sampeyan?"

New phrase: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

Hur mycket trä skulle en murmeldjur chuck om en skogsmurmeldjur kunde kasta trä?

That was swedish