Funny Ban Appeals

everyone knows mine will obviously win :3

 

IGN: Your Mom's Butt
Why you deserve to unbanned: IF U DUNT UNBA MEH NAO, I UNSUB U! IF U DO, I'LL OP U ON MEH SERVER! PLEAS, IT WASN'T MEH WHO SCAMMED THAT GUY FOR MONEH. IT WAS YOURBUTTS69! UNBAN MEH NAO!^ty&#e$%!^&%*#^&()_!+#(&!$^#%^&*()(*&^%$#@#r&*(!*#tr@e#%$^&*

 

IGN:Noob
Why I deserved to be unban? :BECAUSE I'M A NOOB AND I DON'T KNOW THE RULE SO UNBAN ME!!! OR I'LL BE A NOOB FOREVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVEREVERRRRR!!!!








dafuq is this?

 

Ign: Thats_my_nam3
Reason: Just unban me or i will( Censored ), Got it?

 

IGN: WTF IS THAT?!
Why you deserve to be unbanned: IM SKYDOESMINECRAFT BEST FREIND YOU NOOB UNBAN ME OR I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR SERVER WILL BE DOWN GOT ITTTT???!?!?


yeh, good enough.

 

http://itsjerryandharry.com/index.php?threads/banned-i-have-been.2360/

 

Pretend survival is still here.

IGN: xxXX1337sn1p3rmlgqu1ksc0p3s+n0sk0p3sc4110fd00t1XXxx

Reason: It wasn’t my fault! So I like to play on this server, I went on today and went to go mining. I found lots and lots of diamonds! I said, “Yaaay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”. Then this guy also came with me his name is something short I kinda forget it. He checked on me and I turned around and was frightened! “OMGG!!!!!!!!!!” I said. I thought it was a monster beacsue he had this scary skin that looked like a man with a blue shirt and brown hair. I was relaly scared!!!! So I pulled my enchanted dimond sowrd out and started attacking him. “die die die!!!!!” I said! Then he was died, and I relized it was a player! “oh no1!!!!!!!!!!!” I said. I then accidentally took all his stuf cuz I was touching it! Then he repsawnsd and got really mad at me! He was really mean! He said lots of mean stuf! I was relly sad!!!!!! He wanted hjis stuff back, but he made me sad, so I didn’t give it back to him! He did’t deserve it becuz he was relly mean!!!!! He then called over an person who was called DWSaulXenonHomieD1337gthaboycecal. He then told me to give it back, but I said the guy was being really mean! The mod then started getting me sad, so then I said “OMG!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE HORRIBLLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE VERY MEAN AND STINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Then the mod got really angry and then he decided to ban me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That’s not very nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then I said “OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 YOU MEANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” And I accidentally noked my keybored of my desk and it broke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hate you guys now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 I deserve to be unabned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am going to kill all of you with my diamond sword!!!!!!! UNBAN ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This took me a while...

 

IGN: TheModsSuckAndYesThisIsMyAccountNameAndIHackedItBecauseItsLongerThan16Characters1337_69

Reason I should be unbanned: Because I DIDNT HACK I ONLY USED NODUS DERP, AIMBOT, KILL AURA AND FLY!!!! THAT ISNT HACKING, ITS FAIR BECAUSE DONATORS GET FANCY PANTS AND WE NON DONATORS DESERVE SOMETHIN!!!! UNBAN ME NOW PLS!!