What's in the van? That's actually the second time I posted that question today... and it was on a differend thread
Just a joke about Mappy look 5 minutes at his profile and you'll get it ;) Hint hint get in the van kid! Candy!
@MappyTurtle and I have constant off-topic random fights with each other, me threatening to take her soul, her taking me to her van and raping me, and somehow we end up dragging @BossClaire into our fights which then last 2-3 pages long. Don't believe me? Look at the thread that I last made. (Random Spam thread)
lol i have my summer reading line-up... TEACHER-What did you read this summer? ME-Uh... I'd rather not say. TEACHER-Oh come on! ME-No really, i'm not saying XD
Can't be as bad as this case scenario: Teacher: Alright class, bring out your textbooks, I told you we would use them one day and today's the day! Class: *Looks frantically around each other to see if anyone has textbooks* Teacher: What is the matter? Me: *Raises hand* Well, as you can see, nobody brought their textbooks. Teacher: WHAT?! THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE! ALL OF YOU, REPORT TO ME FOR SILENT LUNCH FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK AND BRING YOUR TEXTBOOKS WITH YOU! *Kid in class* Yeah, we all burned the books earlier, *snickers* *Whispers to guy next to him, "I wish we could."* Teacher: BURNED IT?! ALL OF YOU! BRING $80 TO REPLACE THE DARNED TEXTBOOKS! AND REPORT FOR DETENTION AFTER SCHOOL FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK! Me: *Raises hand* But that is a lie! Not all of us have bur- Teacher: I don't want to hear it! Do it or report to the front office! Me: *Murmurs "F*** my life," under breath*
I blame that kid who had to burst out to get attention. Teenagers. So typical of them these days. (Yes including me.)