Comments on Profile Post by Bush

oh trust me i am

I STILL DON'T BELIEVE IT

then you would still believe "hey look it says gullible on the ceiling" and then look up.

fine then, how tall are you?

as tall as you don't think i am

4'11? xD

not even close

5'6?

very close

5'6 and 1/2 or 5'7?

not up, go down xd

5'5 to 5'5 and 1/2

still down

5'4 to 5'4 and 1/2

bingo

I SWEAR BEFORE I CLICKED ON THIS NOTIFICATION I SAID "BINGO" TO MYSELF AND THEN I SAW BINGO AND WOW

PSYCHIC ABILITIES XD

wtf

i'm a magical being

ALSO YOU'RE NOT A MIDGET, GET OVER YOURSELF

you wish

i'm serious, you're not even close to being a midget:

midget height is classified as an adult height of 4'1 to 4'10
anything below 4'0 ft is classified as being a dwarf

SEE, YOU'RE NOT A MIDGET <3

no the thing is are you a dwarf?

ugh

YOURE NOT SHORT

yay