Roast challenge. Whoever wins gets $20 usd PayPal

okay I won't tell anything about me but if you can roast me hard then you win gl.

 

You're doing a roast challen- WAIT, SILENCE..
Shhh... that's the sound of "Nobody cares" <3

 

Mercy? More like Percy From Thomas the Tank Engine who should kill himself.
And I bet you froze a while ago cause your a snowman, so your already dead

 

Okay but who even are you?

 

You still use crayons...? Are you in second grade?! And what's up with your name...? Where's your logic?

 

I'm guessing your doing a giveaway because your rich, lonely, bored and have nothing else to do besides give away money for attention.

 

It looks like your parents wanted a boy, but got a mistake instead.




(I don't mean it, I'm srry)

 

you're*

roasted.
jk. I'm an asshole.

 

You potato!
do i win

 

Your hairline is so jacked up that the shadows are lowkey covering it up
Your neck is crooked, wait wait wait holy shit
You don't have one
and did you get them shoes from the clearance section at dollar general
could you not put on a bowtie correctly and tore it in half but you're still trying to wear that
and did you get them pants from Barney's half cousin
what kind of crayon has magic powers but doesn't fix itself first

Spoiler: <3

That's 'logic' for you right there

 

do crayons even have logic ??¿

 

If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide! Jk

 

you're a poopoo brain

 

Cheeziness intensifies my queasiness.
I almost puked when I first met you

 

at least im not a living trashcan

 

or are you.
I threw you in the trash a week ago.

 

kys in game