Application For Owner

More likely they assume genders, not age.

I bump so denied my app pls

 

In-game username: Diamondgirl25

Age: I don't like my age being assumed soz

Gender: I'm classified as other

Location and Timezone: Your a pedo

How long have you wanted to be an Owner?: since minecraft came out

How long have you been playing Minecraft? 20 years
How long have you been playing on the server? 100 years

How active are you on the Server? I can go on it for a few hours after school i go to bed at 7:00

How active are you on the Forums? I've never heard of furms soz

How active are you on TeamSpeak? I dont know how to download teamspeak


Personal questions
Previous experiences as an Owner: i was owner on 10554w2 other servers thats why u should pic me

What makes you a worthwhile Owner? everything

Why we should choose you to become Owner: because i bake cookies

Extra comments (optional): YEET

 

IGN: // TheBestOwner.

Age: // Old enough to be the owner.

Gender: // The suitable gender to be an owner.

Location & Timezone: // The right location and timezone to be an owner.

How long have you wanted to be owner?: // Since the word owner was made.

How long have you been playing minecraft?: // Since the game came out.

How long have you been playing on the server?: // Since the server opened.

How active are you on the server?: // Since the server opened, damn my electricity bill is high.

How active are you on the forums?: // Since the forums came out.

How active are you on teamspeak?: // I have a team, and i speak to them a lot so i would say a very long time i am active on ts.

Experiences?: // Never had any, this would be the start of my adventure, lol.

What makes you a worth while owner?: // Nothing does, because my life is pointless!

Why should we choose you?: // Because i have all the pokemon in black and white.

Extra Comments?: // 11 INCH IN YO SISTER.

 

General Questions
In-game username: OwnerOfIJAH

Age: 100,000

Gender: True

Location and Timezone: Antarctica and uhhh umm it's like 4:43 AM right now so

How long have you wanted to be an Owner? False

How long have you been playing Minecraft? 30 years

How long have you been playing on the server? 50 years

How active are you on the Server? I haven't slept in years. I'm always on the server

How active are you on the Forums? I -I... next question

How active are you on TeamSpeak? woot

Personal questions
Previous experiences as an Owner: err 56

What makes you a worthwhile Owner? I WILL BEAN ALL THE HECKERS

Why we should choose you to become Owner: bcuz em gud pursen

Extra comments (optional): choose me or i riot

 

lol

 

General Questions
In-game username: n00bhouse
Age: -69
Gender: attack helicopter or cucumber, idk you decide
Location and Timezone: Bananarepublic Germany (or restucturing case, merkel's empire or (outdated) naziland), GMT+13 (Roflcopter, Bernstercity, Trumpland)

How long have you wanted to be an Owner?: just right now
How long have you been playing Minecraft? since the invention of the earth
How long have you been playing on the server? since you shutted it down
How active are you on the Server? i don't own minecraft
How active are you on the Forums? what's a forum?
How active are you on TeamSpeak? i don't speak

Personal questions
Previous experiences as an Owner: i owned a clothes store for 4 minutes until that old grandma came and set it on fire
What makes you a worthwhile Owner? i'm not
Why we should choose you to become Owner: i'm nice
Extra comments (optional): trump lives in a dump, clinton wouldn't nuke you, so vote n00bhouse

 

In-game username: Just check it yourself in my bio
Age: Old enough
Gender: All of them
Location and Timezone: I'm at school and it is lunch time

How long have you wanted to be an Owner?: Since 5 ever (longer than 4ever)
How long have you been playing Minecraft? Since before it was cool
How long have you been playing on the server? Longer than Jerry and Harry
How active are you on the Server? 25/7
How active are you on the Forums? 25.5/7
How active are you on TeamSpeak? Refer to Location and Timezone

Personal questions
Previous experiences as an Owner: I use to own a dozen guppies and only 8 of them died
What makes you a worthwhile Owner? I know how to take care of things propperly
Why we should choose you to become Owner: Because I said so
Extra comments (optional): I also know computers. Where's my ownership

 

lmfao, I actually laughed out loud here hahaha

 

#n00bhouse4wh1tehouse

 

am i looking at a thread from 2013 or

 

huh?

 

In-game username: Whats that
Aged for 2 years sharp cheddar only made with quality ingredients for quality taste
Gender: Demigender pangender pansexual panromantic polygender asexual transgender
Location and Timezone: 5:48 pm

How long have you wanted to be an Owner?: A while idk
How long have you been playing Minecraft? December 43, 1209 BC (around the time 1.10 came out)
How long have you been playing on the server? December 44, 1209 BC
How active are you on the Server? The fitness gram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively harder as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds, line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. A single lap should be completed by the time you hear this sound. Remember to run in a straight line, and for as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
How active are you on the Forums? We will now begin the pushup test, ready, begin. Down up, 1. Down, up. 2. Down, up 3.
How active are you on TeamSpeak? We will now begin the situp section, ready, begin, Up, down, 1. Up, down, 2. Up, down, 3.

Previous experiences as an Owner: I once owned a can of sour cream and onion pringles.
What makes you a worthwhile Owner?/Why we should choose you to become Owner: because im lit and hip with the kids finna lit fam
Here are a few reasons as to why I should receive the "Owner" rank: ..................... pls

 

its the kind of thread you would've seen in 2013

 

General Questions
In-game username: SadOmelette
Age: 42
Gender: Stapler
Location and Timezone: Somewhere between space and time on the Space-time Continuum

How long have you wanted to be an Owner?: Since the creation of the universe.
How long have you been playing Minecraft? I created minecraft. An ugly Swedish guy stole my idea.
How long have you been playing on the server? Ever since the first time the console was started.
How active are you on the Server? I live on the server
How active are you on the Forums? Any time you're on, I'm on.
How active are you on TeamSpeak? I don't consider speaking a competitive team sport.

Personal questions
Previous experiences as an Owner: I had a cat once, but it was stupid and couldn't feed itself.
What makes you a worthwhile Owner? What makes you a worthwhile Owner?
Why we should choose you to become Owner: Because if you don't I'll DDoS your Mom, followed by your toaster
Extra comments (optional):

I can't wait to be your dictator! :)

 

Age: 16
Gender: Straight White Male :^)
Location and Timezone: United states OF MURICA, MURICA TIME

How long have you wanted to be an Owner?: Never, owning a server would suck.
How long have you been playing Minecraft? Since 2012 idk
How long have you been playing on the server? like 3 years idk
How active are you on the Server? i get on to post and triggr people
How active are you on the Forums? i get on almost eryday
How active are you on TeamSpeak? SKYPE LIFE DISCORD LIFE.

Personal questions
Previous experiences as an Owner: None
What makes you a worthwhile Owner? Literally nothing, im terrible and i get warned all the time
Why we should choose you to become Owner: I'm great with kids
Extra comments (optional): Ps. Come into my van :^}

 

In-game username: my forums name
Age: im totally 21 yo
Gender: did u just assume my gender
Location and Timezone: whats a timezone

How long have you wanted to be an Owner?: idk
How long have you been playing Minecraft? idk
How long have you been playing on the server? idk
How active are you on the Server? almost never
How active are you on the Forums? dont care
How active are you on TeamSpeak? whats teamspeak

Personal questions
Previous experiences as an Owner: huh
What makes you a worthwhile Owner? idk i just applied for more followers
Why we should choose you to become Owner: more followers = more fab for me
Extra comments (optional): yo if you accept me i will donate 100 dollars to your server

 

In-game username: DicMario
Age: 69
Gender: when did who let the dogs out come out
Location and Timezone: over there

How long have you wanted to be an Owner?: 68+1 milliseconds
How long have you been playing Minecraft? since 1738
How long have you been playing on the server? since 1738
How active are you on the Server? how is this important
How active are you on the Forums? and this is important how
How active are you on TeamSpeak? important-ness is unnecessary with this

Personal questions
Previous experiences as an Owner: my dog
What makes you a worthwhile Owner?: because I'm a worthwhile owner
Why we should choose you to become Owner: because ill dox u
Extra comments (optional): i have ur dox

 

In game username: ROSANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNA
Age: Ummm 4
Gender: Gal
Location and timezone: it's 575757477:23 right now
How long did you want to be owner: 2 mins ago
How long have you been playing Minecraft: I started today
How long have you been playing this srrver: wtf is a server
How active are you on this server: im from planetminecraft give me op
How active are you on forums: look at my recent activity
How active are you on teamspeak: wots that
Previous experiences as an owner: ur mom
What makes you a worthwhile owner: im from planetminecraft
Why we should choose you to become owner: so mi mom will be proud

 

General Questions
In-game username: dehpersonwhowantstobeowneronijah
Age: 5
Gender: im a trans lol
Location and Timezone: wat

How long have you wanted to be an Owner?: never lol
How long have you been playing Minecraft? 3 seconds cuz i crashed
How long have you been playing on the server? um 2 yoctoseconds
How active are you on the Server? not at all tbh
How active are you on the Forums? tf are the forums
How active are you on TeamSpeak? that ain't a word

Personal questions
Previous experiences as an Owner: nah
What makes you a worthwhile Owner? i smell good
Why we should choose you to become Owner: i smell good
Extra comments (optional): if u accept me i will subskribbe

 

Jesus christ.. 500+ views on this.. tf?