How long can you stand a light font?

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  1. Darkstorm77

    Darkstorm77 Former M.od+ Donator

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    Hello everyone! This is going to be a test how to see how long you can read a light font before your eyes or brain begin to bleed. You MUST read through all of the text and whatever number you saw last will be the points you received! Actual warning: This may hurt your eyes so be careful. Good luck!


    Please do not try to cheat the test, as it is called a test for a reason.

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    You seriously need to be able to comprehend each word and the meaning of each sentence for the test to work. Quit if you feel you need to.

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    Now I must warn you that it can only get worse from here. This test can actually take quite some time and you will need to read every word for full comprehension of your slow brain deterioration. If you already feel the need to stop, 1. There is your first point! Congratulations- but your WILL have to work for more. So let's get a bit lighter... this seems better! Now you may start to notice a small insanity- or loss of sanity- ever growing deep inside you. It may be psychological, it may be your eyes struggling to read faint text. But I don't doubt most of you have had a sustainable amount so far, so what if we- let's say- made it smaller? This seems harder- but also leaves more room for space! But I guess I would give you another point- if it wasn't easy enough. Here we go: this is harder. A light text and small font so your eyes will need to strain to see it. But yes this is a long test, so let's go through some talking about what can slowly be happening inside you. A small dementia taking it's shape, as a virus does. It's the small pulling that happens- as a scratch itches but you know it will only get worse if you itch- or a bug you feel crawling up your skin- but you look to see nothing. Maybe it's crawling inside your skin- slowly traveling to your heart or brain. It seeps in and having demented purpose. But that bug, is dementia. Twitch. Almost as comic sans does, something creeps through you as you notice and feel something wrong, even though your brain betrays it. But you know it's there. You know it's feeding. You may not see it now, or never be able to see it. But its roots are growing, and feeding on your from this text. 2. A dark yellow? I'll give you a small break. This text is much larger now so it must be easier to see!But alas, there are lighter fonts, and smaller fonts, and this is only the beginning. A dementia setting in- having its pace quickened at an unimaginable speed- but at one point nothing is imaginable. Twitching, convulsing at worst, your brain and eyes try to wrap around what is trying to be seen when there is nothing to be seen.But didn't I say it could get worse? Surely you could make it this far, and not quit, you surely can handle more. The thing wiggling and feeding in your skin- you could just shake it off. But it makes its ascent, ascending at an unimaginable pace. But yes- nothing is imaginable now is it? All you know is it can get imaginably worse, or even unimaginably worse, but you can go now. Let it be so your body is relieved of its suffering and small mental torture. Funny how something that- which is dementia- has not yet even reached the brain yet but is already showing its full effect. And it lie now, at which is slows down. I assure you I am writing this with these fonts as I glow along, as if dementia had already taken full root inside of me and has controlled me to transmit it to others. 3. How far you've come in the dismemberment of your brain, and your eyes cease to stop. You have come to far now, haven't you! The living thing that crawled and lived inside you and living now is growing, becoming more aware. Making you become more aware of it. Dementia. It has traveled far within you now, Quitting has always been an option. But now, you will find it isn't. It has taken much root hold of you. Now there isn't a turning back. You can't stop what has come and is coming. Dementia sinks deeper as it risers higher. It is close now. Closer than before. You can fight to quit, but it has built roots. Dementia has filled your body and seeps ever so slowly but yet at an unimaginable rate. But yes- nothing is imaginable any more! You can't break free! You try but you can't! Trying to escape only makes it more powerful! Try, it is useless! It fills- no it consumes you! All is here and what is here is now. Dementia has reached you far long ago. You had it as soon as you pressed on. But truly, it always had root inside you. You never could have escaped if you had tried. Readers- listen: dementia is now. Dementia is what is now and what will always ever be. It takes root in everyone, but it always is slowly seeping forward. An unbreakable hourglass. The ticking of a bomb. We're trapped in a room with an unimaginable pace of water coming in. Your brain is in the room. Dementia is creeping in, but has now flooded it. The hourglass has reached the bottom. The tick, tick, tick, tick, twitch, tick of a bomb has detonated yet soundlessly. Screams from inside will never be heard since dementia is unimaginable, but also the process of everything but nothing being imaginable. For you, soon it will strike. But whenever you become subconscious of something crawling inside you, always think of the tick tick tick coming from inside you. It is here. 4. For you must have noticed that there is a 5 on the poll- that is for those who haven't experienced dementia, and won't for a long time. This has been a peek through it, for those of you who took the time to brave this don't need to share aloud how 5 is the fraud!! Keep to yourself that you have an upper hand, and that you will be more prepared when the time comes. Goodbye. Yet for those who actually have read through it all and are reading this, you get 5. Yes, just another trick. ...You will never have the upper hand, as dementia always finds ways to trick your brain. Tick tick tick


     
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  2. Balisarde

    Balisarde Slayer of Weebs Donator

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    I hate you for doing this but eh its something to do.
     
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  3. nzoslash

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    can barely even read 5 words
     
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  4. Braixen

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    I read all of it with H I G H L I G H T

    You didn't define what was cheating ;)
     
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  5. Darkstorm77

    Darkstorm77 Former M.od+ Donator

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    Yeah and cheating is also not following the directions which were clearly stated
     
  6. doggo

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    i was just staring and thinking about bugs crawling inside of me
     
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  7. Spooky

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    i'm colourblind so i can't anything, even read that green or blue text
     
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  8. Miner

    Miner Retired 5-Year Veteran Donator

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    I feel blind after reading that whole thing.
     
  9. bluetrashbag

    bluetrashbag hi Donator

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    save my eyes
     
  10. Phoenix

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    My eyes... Are burning.... AGH. Got 5 tho. Ugh. Worth it...
     
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  11. Rollz

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    I thought I would do good until the yellow text hit, damn I think I'm gonna need some glasses ;-;

    This is like putting the people in a gas chamber but dark is just the new hitler #DarkHitler
     
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  12. bIake

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    How bout turning the brightness all the way up, then how it gets ya.
     
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  13. rosellavio

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    I got 5..


    Bye everyone I'm getting my eyes checked at the eye doctor!
     
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