Roast your younger self!

Aye, JWD here.

This is pretty self-explanatory, just roast a picture of a younger you. If you don't feel comfortable posting a pic, that's completely okay.

So here's mine:


Look at that teeth gap..










Ok I'm done lmao. I'm looking forward to seeing what you guys come up with. Have fun c:

 

Omf I died lmao.

 

Halloween 2011, I was Snooki from the Jersey Shore.

WHAT WAS THE WIG??? It made my forehead look like a triangle

AND THOSE BLINGED SUNGLASSES. OH MY GOD THE SUNGLASSES
At least I looked cute. I refused to go to the dress up party at dance class in that outfit, though

 

Dear young self, you're still ugly

 

To my younger self: please don't use ":3" in a sentence ever again. you arent cool

 

Dear younger self:
Grow up or you'll end up like me.

 

Spoiler

UNH
UHUH UHUH
YOU APPLIED FOR STAFF
JUST TO GET MORE FOLLOWERS
I DO NOT THINK YOU DESERVE STAFF
YOU JUST DESERVE DEFAULT
IM MORE OLD
IM MORE WISE
I AM MORE THAN YOU
AND IF YOU CANT STOP BEGGING FOR STUFF
IMMA PUNCH U LE FACE!
I CANT SEE WHY YOU PROVE YOURSELF WORTHY OF BEING ´MATURE´
BUT NOBODY LIKES YOU RAGING AFTER A GAME OF SUMO
REMEMBER WHEN YOU GOT PREMIUM
YOU SHOWED IT OFF TO THE WORLD
NOBODY CARED AND YOU CRIED
CLOSED YOUR APP CUZ NO REPLIES!
WHEN YOU SAID YOU WERE TEN
YOU SAID IT WITH PRIDE
YOU'RE FAT
YOU'RE UGLY
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY!
YOU LIKE PIPLUP?
YOU JUST LIKE HIM CUZ HE'S CUTE!
YOU BEHAVE LIKE A GIRL
YOU THINK YOU DESERVE STAFF
BUT LITTLE DID YOU KNOW
YOU GOTTA BE THIRTEEN!
YOUR JOKES
THEY'RE UGLY
YOUR SUGGESTIONS
THEY'RE BORING
NO WONDER EVERYONE
DISAGREED WITH YOU
IF YOU DON'T GROW UP
IMMA PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE!
UHUH
MERC UH DERC HERE
KYEAH
SHOW EM WHATS WHAT
UHUH
YEEEAAA MODAFHFGIEURGEBGHQ

 

Dear 11 yo jerome,
no you wouldnt be a good helper

 

Dear younger self,
Stop slitting your wrist with a fork.

Dear current self,
You're still slitting your wrist with a fucking fork!

 

But what if we are perfect?

 

Dear younger me.

Your fake staff app was a pile of shit covered in puke. As well as your "roasts".

With no love at all, Older you.

 

dear younger self,
BOI WHAT IS THAT HAIRCUT STOP

 

Dear younger self,
Your cheeks were so fat, that you could store food there for the winter.

 

god damn you were ugly

 

one word
cringey

 

Dear younger self,

You are a short, mean little 6 yr old that does NOT deserve that bike for Christmas.

Much love,
The Internet trash I now am
Phil trash #1

 

bro what the fuck.

you think you good with that muscle shirt on, but wheres the muscle?

fucking dumbass is your stomach sticking out? kid get the fuck out of here.

and WHAT THE FUCK is up with your hair kid? lookin like a fuckin homeless lesbian.

 

Dear younger self,
why did you use the bathroom so much, and why do you have no friends? why did you love roblox, and again why didnt you have no friends i mean fr

 

Boi you look like a small rotten potato