When was the last time you sh*t yourself?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic / Spam / Memes' started by ItsJerry, Sep 5, 2016.

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Have you ever shit yourself?

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  2. Yes

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  1. ItsJerry

    ItsJerry DEAD SERVER!!! LMAO!!! Staff Member Owner

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    For me it would be November 12, 2015

    The story:
    got food poisoning
    trusted a fart
    it was not a fart
     
    ItsJerry, Sep 5, 2016
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    Relatable
     
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    Auxilium Former Mod+ Donator

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  5. Spooky

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    i missed the toilet and accidentally pooped on the floor
    dont ask
     
    Spooky, Sep 5, 2016
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    about 20mins ago..
     
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    Same about trusting a fart... I was about 8.
     
    motocicletar1, Sep 5, 2016
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  8. ItsJerry

    ItsJerry DEAD SERVER!!! LMAO!!! Staff Member Owner

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    when I just learned how to pee standing I accidentally pooped
    tell me more
     
    ItsJerry, Sep 5, 2016
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  9. Spooky

    Spooky juyeon loml Donator

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  10. meemo

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    While Reading this I sh*t myself.
     
    meemo, Sep 5, 2016
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    Same.. you're not alone. :(
     
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  12. PhantomStar

    PhantomStar Zzzzz... Donator

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    This thread is shit.

    Jokes aside, I have trusted my farts a bit too much a few times in my life. One recent one would be while I was studying for exams last year.

    Maybe it was my body warning me of what my grades would be like.
     
    PhantomStar, Sep 6, 2016
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    ItsJerry DEAD SERVER!!! LMAO!!! Staff Member Owner

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    Wow, you actually shit yourself?

    Disgusting
     
    ItsJerry, Sep 6, 2016
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  14. PhantomStar

    PhantomStar Zzzzz... Donator

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    I'm not the one who came up with the idea for a thread about people shitting themselves tyvm.
     
    PhantomStar, Sep 6, 2016
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    I'm so weirded out, but I'm so intrigued.
     
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    When I was like 10 I was out tricker treating with my friends and I ate a little too much candy and I trusted a fart.

    Guess what?

    Not a fart.
     
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  17. ItsJerry

    ItsJerry DEAD SERVER!!! LMAO!!! Staff Member Owner

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    [​IMG]
    mfw
     
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    lmfaooooooooooo. i had to walk like 6 blocks home and i pretended nothing happened with my friends.
    IT WAS THE WORST
     
    Trace, Sep 6, 2016
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    When I was in 4th grade at school when this happened, so I farted very hard, a little too hard. As a result, I casually played it off as nothing and went to the bathroom.

    Only to my horror that people were pointing and laughing at me. I went in and saw a stain. A brown one.

    Some people still mention the horror today :,(
     
    noahnoobfax, Sep 6, 2016
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    I was around 8-9 years old. I really had to go to the toilet, but we (my family and I) were standing in lane for this huge rollercoaster. I was really excited but I was LITTERLY shitting myself. When we were done with the rollercoaster... I noticed I was too late.

    My mom was so mad at me oml
     
    Phoenix, Sep 6, 2016
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