Simplified guide to sexualities

Discussion in 'Off-Topic / Spam / Memes' started by Kick_In_Ass_, Aug 20, 2016.

  1. mochi

    mochi t̶̀h̶e̵ ̷̧͝c̵̨á̢t͘ Donator

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    you're a pan tbh
     
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  2. CarmineSnow

    CarmineSnow ∂ literal dumpling ∂ Donator

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    yeah, when you bang me I'm really loud
     
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  3. KokichiOma

    KokichiOma Ultimate Supreme Leader Donator

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    Heterosexual: attracted to Heteros (*Heterosexuals)
    I feel like that is missing something tho...
     
  4. meemo

    meemo the forgetful Donator

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    Attracted to Hater-os?
    Ik pure genius.
     
  5. NotInUseBlaBlaBla

    NotInUseBlaBlaBla seeya Donator

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    i guess i'm polysexual
     
  6. Kaylyn

    Kaylyn resigned Donator

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    love me some pots and pans, man.
    that rhymed
     
  7. PhantomStar

    PhantomStar Zzzzz... Donator

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    Trisexual: Attraction and undying love for triangles and everything triangular.

    But hey I mean can you blame me?
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    suga_box 방탄소년단 Donator

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    did you just assume my sexuality i am none of the above
     
  9. SellZy

    SellZy Donator

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    Intersexual: People who are sexually attracted to the soccer/football team Inter Milan.
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  10. bIake

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    Aromantic: Developing romantic interest in people with A as the first letter in their name.
     
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  11. Superfrog

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    Holy sheit, this is gold
     
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    vrogod #ajan Donator

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  13. ANumber2Pencil

    ANumber2Pencil Resigned ______________________________________ Donator

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    And how would one announce their sexual attaction towards our lord and savior LeafyIsHere????
     
  14. Ashlynn_Playz

    Ashlynn_Playz

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    yes yes

    BTBUT BUTBUTBUTBUTBUT YOU FORGOT ANTSEXUAL
     
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  15. GlowInTheDark

    GlowInTheDark Thought I was an atheist, til I realized I'm a god Donator

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    homosexual: sexually attracted to homer simpson
    asexual: gets turned on by the first letter of the latin alphabet
    demisexual: sexually attracted to you if and only if your blood is half divine
    bisexual: can only have sex with two people ever. choose wisely
    heterosexual: can only be satisfied by macklemore
    ketchumsexual: sexually attracted to ash ketchum

    What about these kick?
     
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