Unfortunately:Fortunately

Fortunately, NOW that @_Anna shitty blaze is dead, we can move on to Jonathan ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [ no hate anna xd ]

 

Unfortunately, Jonathan hates his job and his life.

 

Fortunately, his life and job aren't as bad as he thinks they are.

 

Unfortunately, he just got fired.

 

Fortunately, his house burned down, so he didn't have to pay bills.
wait, shit

 

Unfortunately, he was a hobo.

 

Fortunately, he found a old house in the woods and lived in it.
Definitely not haunted btw. :P

 

Unfortunately, WW3 broke out so he couldn't stay there no more since the woods was a border from 2 different countries and soon the woods were raided by both sides

 

Fortunatley, a wild Joey befriended some squirrels who taught him the art of kung-fu, and then went on to fight the countries, before dying after slipping over an orange peel in the trenches.

 

Unfortunately, this thread is yet to come near to its deadline as im sure some other twat has another story for us

 

Fortunatley, me and Rollz stood down from this role of creating a new story.

 

Unfortunately, others didnt

 

Fortunatley, my friend, we must find another, and have patience.

 

Unfortunatley, PJ just skipped the whole thread

 

Fortunately, I then started a new story that PJ won't skip.
Once upon a time there was a camel.

 

Unfortunately, the camel was too small for anyone to go on.

 

Fortunately, it was a baby so everyone helped him to grow up healthy.

 

Unfortunately, the camel then fell in a pile of poop. :(

 

Fortunately he was cleaned

 

Unfortunately, camel broke its bones...