Unfortunately:Fortunately

Fortunately, Bob then flew to another country that never has any fires

 

Unfortunately, Bob caused a fire.

 

Fortunately, a flood then happened and washed out all the fire and Bob survived on a big boat with plenty of food and water :)

 

Unfortunately, there's big rock and the boat is crashed.

#teamunfortunately

 

Fortunately, he then made the rock his home and lived on it with plenty of food.

#teamfortunately

 

Unfortunately, all of his food was expired and he fell from the rock.

 

Fortunately, 'he' found a house in the woods that wasn't effected by the flood, which was made out of candy.
(A big high five, if you know where my reference is from)

 

Unfortunately, he then got food poisioning after eating half of his house.

 

Fortunately, his recovery was quick and decided to never eat another house ever again

 

Unfortunately, he didn't eat a house made out of cocaine because of this

 

Lol isn't that a good thing? Lmao

Fortunately, he then found a new house made of chocolate, which would never melt and doesn't have food poisoning.

 

Unfortunately, the chocolate was poisoned

 

Fortunately, he didn't end up dying because he never really ate the chocolate

 

Unfortunately, he was sad that he didn't eat the chocolate so he dug a hole in the dirt and got in and cried for the next 5 hours

 

Fortunately, he stopped crying and went to the movies with his friend Joe

 

Unfortunately, the movie made him even more upset

 

Fortunately, his best friend joe motivated him and he then went on vacation

 

Unfortunately, their vacation was on mars, and to get there they had to take a rocket, and the rocket split into a million pieces by the time they had reached mars, so they were stuck.

 

Fortunately, they didn't need oxygen because they died anyway

 

Unfortunately, Bob and Joe are dead and can NEVER come back to life.