Why pet rocks are the best pet

I have a giant pet rock (by giant I mean bigger than my hand but not bigger than my head) in my room.

It's right next to where I put my incense sticks/cones.

So I was being a silly little mappy and was having fun putting fire near the plastic of the above mentioned incense sticks, watching it crinkle up.
The plastic set on fire.
I started bashing the plastic on my pet rock.

The fire went out.

Please invest in a pet rock to avoid housefires.
thank.

 

I dont know what the fuck this is but its the greatest thing I have read in a long time

 

You put a fire inside your house?

 

When you have incense sticks, you need a match to light the incense.
I was playing with that match.

Very spoopy stuff, the fire spread on the plastic and almost lit the other incense sticks.

Be careful kiddos.

 

and this, my friends, is how you get 10k posts and 16k likes on j&h.

post those kinds of threads.

 

Pet Rocks Slave Lives

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I'm now getting a pet rock.

Not because they put out fires.
Because I can.

 

What's your pet rock's name?

 

The pet's name is rock. Seen when Mappy says "My pet rock"

 

No but that's actually what I called it.

 

What do you feed rocks?

 

Pebbles. #Cannibals
Wait why am I answering all the questions?