IJAH Alert #7

(The backround music for Drama-alert.

Yo guys! What's going on today, I am your stand-in host for today, (And probably a few other times) Dank Blue. Today, we don't have as much news as usual, as Smgstar has left me to do the big boy jobs while he takes a well deserved break. But anyway, enough about behind the scenes, let's get right into the news!

Our first story comes from @ItsJerry himself, who has for some reason asked us all, in the form of a disgusting manchild, to leave him alone.

The next story comes from UHC, where one of the most tense endings in recent history occurred, which consisted of a 3v1. @Darkstorm77 , @TheRealSmg and Jakenator06, who seemed to be a noob to this server's UHC. Here is the log from the shocking end in which Jake claimed victory against @Rollz
Absolutely incredible.
Well played.


Our third story, is from user @RedstoneBanana , who has claimed that the newly installed command, /report is a bad thing.
Very surprising indeed. In a way, I do agree with him, but yes, the report command is there for a reason, period.




Our final story, regards a suggestion for UHC. It comes from @xHazza, who suggested, after lagging out of a UHC game, if they were in the current game, they could join back instantly.

That is definitely a very smart decision from Hazza, and I'm sure a lot of people could benefit from it.
(Hehe, @ItzJWD)
Here is my pick for 3 of the best threads in off-topic, spam.
http://www.itsjerryandharry.com/thr...-mother-made-a-music-video.93745/#post-886577
http://www.itsjerryandharry.com/threads/just-a-few-things.93776/
^ Thread above confirms a rumour that Smgstar stated last IJAH alert.
And finally, our last thread.
http://www.itsjerryandharry.com/threads/guys-guess-what.93703/
^ Shout out to @CaptainJackValdy for some nice content on his youtube channel! Check him out!
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1jwGTXrL6tJR6UqtbQhVQ


Anyway guys, that's all the news we have for today, Look, I know you're thinking that this stand-in host for Smg is absolutely dreadful, but look, please do not take any offence from what is said here, but sometimes you need to learn to adapt. I can confirm Smg is most of the time going to be the host of the show, and it's definitely his creation, but please, give me a chance every once in a while. Smg deserved the break he got today, and I was happy to take his place.
Yours Truly
Dank Blue

IJAH Alert, now standing at, One thousand, nine hundred and thirteen likes!

 

Thanks a lot for saying this. It's appreciated =)

(I Didn't expect my content to be this well received xd)

 

Eh don't mention it, I see it as encouragement to subscribe to your channel.

 

what? I don't understand what is going on in that pile of text.

 

"In a form of a disgusting manchild"
That's rude.

 

He's trying to do the best keemstar impression

 

Me in uhc got the classic having a mob hitting me into a creeper and exploding haha funny right
THAT ALWAYS HAPPENS TO ME FJDHSadfjfahdfjhdjadfhaid

 

yup. yupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyup

 

There's so much I can say, but very little that will not offend anyone.
Here's my two liner: Impersonating someone is not a good excuse to be rude. The more you impersonate the more people see you as that person.

I can see everyone wants to joke around but one joke can get old real quick.

Have a nice day.

 

I made a thread about that in suggestions already actually. If you have enough free time, you can go searching for it in suggestions

 

Look, to clear some things up:
1. I gave kirito permission for this.
2. Yeah, he's new to this. I didn't do that well when I started this series (from my point of view).
3. Yes, he said some "controversial" stuff, but it's deleted now. No need to talk about it anymore, he made a mistake, like anyone else. We all make mistakes, so that we can learn from them for the future. I'll go back to hosting this at the moment; expect to see an IJAHAlert tomorrow or Tuesday.

Anyways, thank you all for treating the temporary host good, even if he did make some mistakes (from what you all are telling me by the comments).
Just remember, if he said something controversial, no need to make a comment on the thread about it. That's what starts drama, which IJAHAlert tries to stay away from (Surprisingly, because of the youtube show it's based off of). Just PM him or something, explain your complaints, and I'm glad to say he'll most likely change it. Sadly, he had to go through some comments about his mistakes, making him change it. This is for me as well, for the future of the series.

Have a great day everyone! :D

 

I like the effort you put into this and you do it well, but there are better people to imitate than one of the most obnoxious, toxic, irredeemable bag of shit in current media(gnomestar) and one of the most obnoxious, toxic channels on YouTube(dramaalert)

nothing against you guys, but don't be surprised if the reaction is bittersweet from our community because of such negativity the real deal attracts

 

im famous

 

Aight, gonna lock this thread, let's face it, if I don't there's gonna be one giant debate. Sorry 'bout this.