Fake Staff Application

IGN: hiimbob1337
How old are you? I'm 7 yers ol
Location: my home
Timezone: whats a timezone
What times are you most active: wat do u mean
Why do you want to become a helper: becus I like to help ppl an I wan 2 get reed of al these hakers
Previous experiences as a moderator: never
Have you purchased a rank? If so, which ones: donater
Are you active on our TeamSpeak? wats teemspeek
How long have you been playing Minecraft: since I wuz 6
How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server: a few minnits
When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: never
Why should we choose you? i alrady said wai
Anything else you want to add: nu.

tank u an i hope ill be accepted

:D

 

IGN: acceptitimfamous
How old are you? 1
Location: Bermuda Triangle
Timezone: 5:33pm
What times are you most active: Before my bedtime
Why do you want to become a helper: I'm foking famoos. I deserve evrthang in this foken world
Previous experiences as a moderator: I own 500+ servers
Have you purchased a rank? If so, which ones: [Satan]
Are you active on our TeamSpeak? wats a temspeck
How long have you been playing Minecraft: since 1548
How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server: since today
When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: I'm muking one nao
Why should we choose you? bc I'm famoos af
Anything else you want to add: I liek butts 4 a lifing

if I don't get accepted, I will kill all your family members.

 

IGN: Notch

Age: 11

Location: Mom's House

Timezone: Well, I am a big boy, Also it is 7:30 PM, I am staying up super late tonight, Mommy said I could stay up until 8:00 PM!

What times are you most active: I am most active in bed..

Why do you want to become a helper: So I can tell all the bad guys to shut up! I will also tell all the noobs!

Previous experiences as a moderator: This would be my first time applying ever, And it would probably be the last.. c:

Have you purchased a rank, If so, Which ones: [Cheese] ($1)

Are you active on our TeamSpeak: I go on "TeamSpeak" everyday, I met a really hot girl the other day, Her name was John..

How long have you been playing Mincecraft: I have been playing Minecraft for seven years, Yup, I got the early beta from Notch.. c:

How long have been been playing on the ItsJerryAndHarry Server: I have been playing for 6 years, I invented the server first then they stole it from me, @ItsJerry & @ItsHarry >:c

When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: First time, I bought condoms just in case

Why we should choose you: Because I own Minecraft, I have every data base and I know everything, You cant stop me at anything, I also have the best parkour skill on the planet because I invented Minecraft, But shortly Notch took it away from me, That basturd..

Anything else you want to add: I own GTA 5, You better watch out!!

 

I somehow went blank and then dirty-minded for a second..

 

That was the whole point, c:

 

If you say so then lol

 

IGN: Gr3v13rz4L1F3
Age: 7
Location: were da diamonz r
Timezone: i need 2 ask my mommy
What times are you most active: wen i can burn someonz hous down
Why do you want to become a helper: so i can gref herder
Previous experiences as a moderator: i fakd bein nice then i grefd ther server so herd
Have you purchased a rank? If so, which ones: i'm a god no not the renk im just a god
Are you active on our TeamSpeak: my mommy wont let me be on media
How long have you been playing Minecraft: since i was 3
How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server: grefng 4 3 monts
When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: i can no cont
Why we should choose you: 2 gref
Anything else you want to add: nobodi <3 u dunt mak me cri

I love this staff app. XD (29 spelling errors) I'm so mature. XD

 

Fantastic bump actually

 

To the thread? Idk, I just found it and said "Why not?" XD

 

that was horrible

 

General Questions
In-game username: Y u ned two now?
Age: 69 yerz ant 666 monds
Gender: Iv I liek bOis, wat m I den?
Location and Timezone: I goda azk mai parenz becuz I gu to -41th klaz
How many staff applications have you made, when was your last application made?
Dis iz mai firzd aplicazon. I ged Ownah ore I hax u

How long have you been playing Minecraft? I plai Mc sinse I m -6921 yers uld
How long have you been playing on the server? I havnd plaied on iz jet
How active are you on the Server? I m unline evri dai baka
How active are you on the Forums? I donut has de forumz
How active are you on TeamSpeak? I ulwayz tulk in tems su I uz it evri dai
Purchases made on our server (optional): I bughd evri ding

Personal questions
Previous experiences as a staff member: I m da Uwnah off mai lief
What makes you a worthwhile helper? I halp mai mint two nut dink
Why we should choose you: I m bedah den evri botty
Extra comments (optional): I liek liking dulphinz and I liek trainz

 

General Questions
In-game username: wat?
Age: maybeh -100
Gender: imma genderless m8
Location and Timezone: y u want to stalk meh huh!!!???!?!?!??!?
How many staff applications have you made, when was your last application made? 100 and wan sekonds ago

How long have you been playing Minecraft? DF IS MC!?!?!?!??! dat game is sux
How long have you been playing on the server? wat server?
How active are you on the Server? u wot
How active are you on the Forums? wat df is forum
How active are you on TeamSpeak? i cant speak m8
Purchases made on our server (optional):
$1000 (i bought da server :^))
Personal questions
Previous experiences as a staff member: nu
What makes you a worthwhile helper? im not worti
Why we should choose you: becuz im spoodermen
Extra comments (optional): hOI

 

In-game username: ItsAndr
Age: [CLASSIFIED
Gender: [CLASSIFIED]
Location and Timezone: de_dust2 and [IDK]
How many staff applications have you made, when was your last application made? *thinks*

How long have you been playing Minecraft? When the terrorits aren't attacking.
How long have you been playing on the server? When the terrorits aren't attacking.
How active are you on the Server? When the terrorits aren't attacking.
How active are you on the Forums? When the terrorits aren't attacking.
How active are you on TeamSpeak? When the terrorits aren't attacking.
Purchases made on our server (optional): Gut Knife - Safari Mesh (BS)

Personal questions
Previous experiences as a staff member: *thinks again*
What makes you a worthwhile helper? *thinks again again*
Why we should choose you: *thinks again again agan*
Extra comments (optional): Terrorists are attacking brb....
Counter Strike - Global Offensive is bae

 

IGN: Hnthy_Aimemiya.
Age: I was alive before dinosaurs m8.
Location: Can't you just look at my info page to find that out? Ohtori Academy, duh.
Timezone: Pee ess tea.
What times are you most active: I am always online, no lie.
Why do you want to become a helper: Because I help people.
Previous experiences as a moderator: High pickle and Moon flex.
Have you purchased a rank? If so, which ones: Herobrine because God is a ripoff. xDDD
How active are you on out TeamSpeak: I don't speak to my team members.
How long have you been playing Minecraft: 666 years.
How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server: 420 years.
When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: I've never programmed an application before.
Why we should choose you: I can make the best high school roleplay on Creative1.
Anything else you want to add: I want to add? Well, I can't add 59393 and 28284847, so if you could solve that, that's be great!

 

I thought you meant the God you pray for... xD

 

Maybe I did mean that?

 

'God is a ripoff'
but wait... so you didn't mean the rank?

 

I originally meant the rank, lmao.

 

ok xD

 

IGN: TheSuperAndy123


Age: I am currently the age of 13.


Location: I live in Indiana, United States.


Timezone: Eastern Standard Time US (EST)


What times are you most active: I am mostly active on weekdays from 3:00 PM EST to 5-6 PM EST and weekends from 7:00 AM to 5-6 PM SOMETIMES.


Why do you want to become a moderator: First off, I want to help END cyberbullying altogether. I find bullying really annoying and this hurts people. I also want to help enforce the rules, such as punish people who say hateful comments, spam, advertise, etc. I also find these annoying. I want to ensure that everyone has a fair time when they are on the server and not be annoyed by someone advertising THEIR server.


Previous experiences as a moderator: I have never been a moderator before, as this may be my first time.


Have you purchased a rank? If so, which ones: I have purchased the rank: Legend.


Are you active on our TeamSpeak: I am active on TeamSpeak


How long have you been playing Minecraft: I have been playing minecraft for about a year now.

How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server: I have been playing on the ItsJerryAndHarry server for about 5 months.

When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: I have never made a staff application for this server.

Why we should choose you: You should choose me because I can be an excellent role model for newer/younger players. I can help improve the server, and make everyone have a fun and fair time playing on any of the servers the ItsJerryAndHarry server provide. You should choose me because I will be strict with the rules, but be a nice moderator.

Anything else you want to add: I do not have anything else to add.

my first mod application LMAOO THE CRINGE