What's the funniest thing your teacher(s) has/have said?

No, it doesn't, if the person was verbally annoying people, it doesn't give you the right to physically harm him, that is not right, if you really want payback, use the "eye for an eye" approach, you should've verbally annoyed him back, if only he physically harms you, then you can do it, though it doesn't make you better then him, you'll be as bad as him, and that defeats the purpose of "doing it for justice."

 

So if a baby slaps me, im allowed to slap it back?

 

Tbh my teacher said it was his own fault and everyone just laughed because people know i'm not bad at all.

 

It all starts somewhere. That's not the point anyways. How about I tell you that your action was similar to an action a bully would do? Does that make it any better that it was the first time? No, it does not.

You shouldn't do anything back. It's called consulting an adult and letting them handle it. Or you can ignore it. People have to learn to put up with crap.

Who helped him pick his stuff up? Did his books and materials deserved to be thrown to the ground because he was making innocent noises? Are you the disciplinarian of the class?

No the teacher is. If the teacher pushed everything off his desk, and grabbed him to push him off his seat, would everyone just laugh it off? No, lol.

Just because your " teacher " said "thank you" doesn't make it okay

 

Yes :v

 

"that was lit"

 

tbh it was my friend any way

 

We had a vandagraph generator running and a student was holding her hand on it.
She was "protesting", saying 'I'll look like a noodle".

Teacher: "You mean, you'll look like a hairy noodle"
:s

 

A substitute teacher of mine used to play with cat toys in class. It was really a laser pointer, but we would just say "cat toy!" every time she used it.

LIKE IF YOU LAF EVRITIEM!

Also, we have a teacher that dabs in class on demand.

"Dab Sir!" *Dabs*

 

*Van de Graaf Generator

Sorry, couldn't help it.

 

Alright, I think I have gone on enough about this. I can't tell you how to run your life.

However, just because it was your friend, it's not any better. If one of my friends did that to me, I would be pretty angry.

In general no matter who you are confronting, you should be careful of your actions. Don't do things in the moment just to get a laugh because you may hurt people that you need a favor from in the future.

 

Man. That's hard.

"Stop sleeping in class, guys! I'm getting tired of it! I'll throw you down a well so you can sleep better(sleep well)!"
-3rd grade language teacher in Texas
"Man, you suck at math! 3n+2n is 4n to you."
-4th grade math teacher in Illinois

 

In second grade, my teacher always used to give dictation in the morning. Some of my classmates didn't know how to spell it so she broke it down for them. She always ended up saying, "DIC-TA-TION". Because I was an immature little second grader, I always laughed.

 

My science teacher today accidentally showed us this video in class. So funny XD

 

I have this hilarious French teacher. She's nice, I guess.

It happened like 8 months ago and there's only 6 of us that go to French.
So, we're having French. And in the textbook, there was a map of a little town. And a square had a name "Foch Square."
She pronounced it "Fuck Square". And we started dying, when she said "Foch you" in a French accent.

Ah, memories.

 

a friend of mine:''you are dumb {insert name1 here}
science teacher:''Atleast {insert name1 here} isn't you''

 

At lunch.
Stop banging the tables

 

"What the f*ck do you mean ew? Have you seen yourself?"
(It was meant as a joke btw, no one got offended.)

 

"The exam will be *pretty* easy."