Don't blame me if your ears start to bleed...

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  1. kawaiitoast

    kawaiitoast inactive but not gone forever

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    So if any of you don't know who this guy is, he's a 13 year old "star" who got famous off of making 6 second vines, lip syncing on musical.ly, and doing some other random videos on the internet. His name is Jacob Sartorius and though a lot of 9 year old girls may be head over heels for him, I truly have no respect for him as he is very arrogant and makes millions off of doing things that require no effort or talent. Seriously, videoing yourself dancing and lip syncing to a song shouldn't make anyone famous (except for the video of the guy doing Numa Numa song if anyone gets that reference)
    I'm sorry if you are a fan of this kid, I understand why people might like him (cough his looks cough) but these are just facts.

    Back on topic. Recently he came out with his new single that he "wrote", sweatshirt. Have a listen if you like, don't blame me if your ears get cancer or start bleeding and never stop.

     
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    download (2).jpg give it to me
     
  3. NotInUseBlaBlaBla

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    Make way, JB! We have a new king of awful music!
     
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    Ahh, this is perfect
    Bleach for my ears
     
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    Oh, I just walked to a store to buy coke.
    I guess I'll buy some Bleach instead
     
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    I believe this whole situation with Jacob will end up like justin bieber. He got a lot of hate when he released the song "Baby" but then he kept growing up and his voice was much better than a 16 y.o' voice and his fanbase started growing.
    But anyway yea not into that song xD
     
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    At least Bieber knows how to sing lolol
     
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    the only reason i'd use his sweatshirt is to hang myself
     
  12. BlakeSenpai

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    Jacob JUST FUCKING STOP

    -LeafyIsHere
     
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    We need a purge for ingrates with less than an IQ of 80.
     
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    boys even like this kid and it makes me feel weird and i dont understand why i am alive
     
  16. jdjfjcnfnck

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    Things I would use his sweatshirt for:

    ~ Toilet paper
    ~ As Sarah said above, Hanging myself
    ~ Hanging Jacob
    ~ Jacob just kys
    ~ Make the world a better place and just leave
    ~ You're a disease
    ~ Sartoriusitis
    ~ You have no talents
    ~ kys
    ~ kys
    ~ kys
     
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    SinisterBucky Exemplary Gaming Co-Founder and GM Donator

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    Alternatively, we could roast this kid without encouraging him to kill himself. This kid is bad at singing, so don't make yourself out to seem worse than he who is just a bad singer.
     
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    You could smother him with it :>
     
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    Who the fuck would want to wear his sweatshirt????

    No but seriously, in actual reality, who would want to wear somebody else's sweatshirt? I know I wouldn't want to do so.
     
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    I love RiceGum's reaction to this

    RICEGUM SQUAD!
     
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