are you also a introverted german vegan engineer that does crossfit and has a girlfriend? do you sexually identify yourself as either a grape during the weekend or as an attack helicopter during the rest of the week? does the flying spaghetti monster give you the right to say whatever you want whenever you want? just asking
clearly, he's a grape on the weekend and a CH-47D Chinook the rest of the week, except for the tuesday of every fortnight where he identifies as a TI-84 Plus Graphing Calculator